Tombear

A bear with black hair and green eyes who loves coca cola and video games.

"I saw a Tombear the other day!" "Really?" "Yeah! He was drinking coke!"

by Sarexbearrr May 31, 2009

tolbear

a wild creature known to be selfish, clogs up sinks, and its habitat is the couch in the living room.

I wanted to channel surf, but there was a tolbear in the living room.

by jsadjs March 24, 2009

tombardment

Excessive commenting and liking on social networking sites.

Can we end this tombardment

by mcc100 December 11, 2011

Tomber

A boomer who often has suicidal thoughts.

Damn dude sometimes Kyle is such a tomber. I heard he tried to hang himself again last week.

by ObaboSacredTexts May 18, 2019

tomberry

hehehe. well to be honest it doesn't actually mean anything. its just a fun thing to shout when you're bored. TOMBERRY!!!!!!!

ooh yay tomberry

by simon quack June 28, 2004

Timbeard

Gratuitous violence and over-the-top cinematic action, usually in the name of Christianity.

"Dood, I litrally just saw Boondock Saints II: All Saint's Day, and, it was more timbeard than the first one, somehow. From beginning to end, it was just one timbearded scene after the next."

by Dolph Lungdren February 25, 2010

Tomberculosis

An acute condition affecting overzealous Tom Brady fans. Symptoms may include: Insisting on injecting obscure facts about Tom Brady or The New England Patriots into unrelated conversations, living day to day with delusional episodes centered around fantasies involving Tom Brady (such as being alone with Tom on a remote desert island, or sniffing his socks), and aggressively defending Tom Brady's legacy even when their audience is uninterested.

No known cure for the condition and it is recommended that the afflicted be quarantined in Southeastern Massachusetts to live out their lives and not bother the rest of us. Current medical studies have produced limited evidence suggesting that if The Patriots lose enough consecutive Superbowls the disease returns to a dormant state indefinitely.

Hey man, I took that girl I met online out on a date last night. I tried talking to her but all she did was go on about Tom Brady and how "awesome" he is the entire night. I think she has Tomberculosis. I hope I didn't catch it too.

by Sir-HC February 9, 2019