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The most amazing family name in earth. They are caring, intelligent, and social. If you find a Tolbert snatch them up and keep them forever, you won't regret it!
Bennett : Yo I saw that saw that Tolbert girl today, and she was a cutieeeee

Jason: Didn't you hear... we're together , so back off
tolbert by Babydinosaur13 May 15, 2018
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Mike Tolbert 

To swoop in and take the glory/achievement from a teammate or ally after they did all the work
Phillip: Man, Mike Tolbert just ran 1 yard for a TD after Ryan Matthews ran for 99 yards.
Rivers: What a Mike Tolbert!
Mike Tolbert by Tdugg November 6, 2011

Jonathan Tolbert 

That English teacher which seems nice at the beginning of the year, but only gets progressively worse as the year continues
Student 1: I got Jonathan Tolbert as my English I teacher, I can’t wait to get in class
Student 2: You don’t know what you are saying yet
Jonathan Tolbert by TheDirp February 18, 2022

John Tolbert 

John Tolbert is the best name in the world he is the best person in the entire world.
John Tolbert by JohnArkansasFan December 17, 2020

kylie tolbert 

Kylie Tolbert is that cancerous girl who threw her dog and laughed about it.
Girl: Report kylie tolbert !!1!111! CRUELTY!!11!111!!1

Another girl: Yo I can't she gave me depression and now I think how many tries it must of taken her to break the dog's back...
kylie tolbert by livlou May 21, 2018

justin tolbert 

a mean person that always yells at you. never thinks that they are wrong at all. even when they are wrong and they know they some how turn the tables and pin it on you.
Wow you really sound like a Justin Tolbert right now
justin tolbert by hoelife October 17, 2019

Kaden Tolbert 

Kaden tolbert is a funny trombone player that’s best friends with another funny trombone player named anjy. he can’t read bass clef but its okay his personality makes up for it
Person#1: Wow kaden tolbert is so funny
Person#2: He can’t read bass clef though
person#1: its okay he’s funny
Kaden Tolbert by Aj Reed February 11, 2022
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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