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Tolberted 

To be verbally offered a job but never receive any official offer in writing.

To accept something through a gentleman's handshake only to be double crossed and stabbed in the back.
Q: Hey, did you get the job?
A: I don't know. They said I was their number one choice but I think I'm getting tolberted.

A: Why are you tolberting me man? I thought we had a deal?
Tolberted by SlyDiablo April 9, 2023
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The most amazing family name in earth. They are caring, intelligent, and social. If you find a Tolbert snatch them up and keep them forever, you won't regret it!
Bennett : Yo I saw that saw that Tolbert girl today, and she was a cutieeeee

Jason: Didn't you hear... we're together , so back off
tolbert by Babydinosaur13 May 15, 2018

Torbetted 

A young male catholic that has been anally abused has been TORBETTED.
When seeing a young catholic male walking funnily, one may exclaim: "Look at the way that guy is walking - he must have been TORBETTED".
Torbetted by Craig HK November 30, 2006

colberted 

To hold a politician accountable, face to face.

Originally from the French "Colberiser: Régler face à face, ses comptes avec un politicien." (http://www.manumilitari.net/?p=525)
Donald Rumsfeld was colberted when Ray McGovern confronted him with documented evidence of Rumsfeld saying things he had just denied saying.
colberted by --none-- July 30, 2008

ToleratedToast5

ToleratedToast5 is an Xbox generated username
it used to be the name of a YouTuber
but he changed it to Aquatic Toast and more recently to Toasty Boi
another YouTuber has a name inspired by it
that YouTuber is ToleratedToast6
Aquatic Toast AKA ToleratedToast5 here and welcome back to another video
ToleratedToast5 by PerfectPeridot February 14, 2021

Mike Tolbert 

To swoop in and take the glory/achievement from a teammate or ally after they did all the work
Phillip: Man, Mike Tolbert just ran 1 yard for a TD after Ryan Matthews ran for 99 yards.
Rivers: What a Mike Tolbert!
Mike Tolbert by Tdugg November 6, 2011

Jonathan Tolbert 

That English teacher which seems nice at the beginning of the year, but only gets progressively worse as the year continues
Student 1: I got Jonathan Tolbert as my English I teacher, I can’t wait to get in class
Student 2: You don’t know what you are saying yet
Jonathan Tolbert by TheDirp February 18, 2022
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