The most amazing family name in earth. They are caring, intelligent, and social. If you find a Tolbert snatch them up and keep them forever, you won't regret it!
Bennett : Yo I saw that saw that Tolbert girl today, and she was a cutieeeee
Jason: Didn't you hear... we're together , so back off
Jason: Didn't you hear... we're together , so back off
by Babydinosaur13 May 15, 2018

Phillip: Man, Mike Tolbert just ran 1 yard for a TD after Ryan Matthews ran for 99 yards.
Rivers: What a Mike Tolbert!
Rivers: What a Mike Tolbert!
by Tdugg November 06, 2011

That English teacher which seems nice at the beginning of the year, but only gets progressively worse as the year continues
Student 1: I got Jonathan Tolbert as my English I teacher, I can’t wait to get in class
Student 2: You don’t know what you are saying yet
Student 2: You don’t know what you are saying yet
by TheDirp February 18, 2022

by JohnArkansasFan December 17, 2020

Kaden tolbert is a funny trombone player that’s best friends with another funny trombone player named anjy. he can’t read bass clef but its okay his personality makes up for it
Person#1: Wow kaden tolbert is so funny
Person#2: He can’t read bass clef though
person#1: its okay he’s funny
Person#2: He can’t read bass clef though
person#1: its okay he’s funny
by Aj Reed February 11, 2022

To be verbally offered a job but never receive any official offer in writing.
To accept something through a gentleman's handshake only to be double crossed and stabbed in the back.
To accept something through a gentleman's handshake only to be double crossed and stabbed in the back.
Q: Hey, did you get the job?
A: I don't know. They said I was their number one choice but I think I'm getting tolberted.
A: Why are you tolberting me man? I thought we had a deal?
A: I don't know. They said I was their number one choice but I think I'm getting tolberted.
A: Why are you tolberting me man? I thought we had a deal?
by SlyDiablo April 09, 2023

a mean person that always yells at you. never thinks that they are wrong at all. even when they are wrong and they know they some how turn the tables and pin it on you.
by hoelife October 17, 2019
