toasterbating

To masturbate by sticking your dick in a toaster and turning it on. Commonly leads to WaffleCock. Famous toasterbaters include Abraham Lincoln, Lady Gaga and Barack Obama

Dude, did you see that video of that guy Toasterbating?

Yea, he had to go to the hospital with Waffle Cock afterwards!

by Supreme Leader Cuntfucious. January 31, 2015

thrasterbating

The act of aggressively masturbating, usually from anger. Combines the words thrashing and masturbating.

Sterling is thrasterbating.

by sterlingd February 8, 2010

Taterbating

The act of sexually pleasuring yourself with Tater tots. When one feels urges, he or she may shove tater tots in or around their sexual organs.

Tater + Bating, Taterbating. Masturbating with the use of America's favorite food, tater tots.

Mike: "Last night Taylor made me watch her while she was taterbating"

Tim: "Dude! That's awesome! I love watching girls taterbating!"

by TaySarBetKel October 15, 2012

Toesturbating

When you masturbate with your feet

Caleb gave Collin a magical toesturbating experience all night.

by Yeah that's what it says January 7, 2017

toasterating

The act of having sex witha toaster,while its on high.

Some robber was toasterating with my toaster,that freak

by Fo Realist December 24, 2010