toasterbating 

To masturbate by sticking your dick in a toaster and turning it on. Commonly leads to WaffleCock. Famous toasterbaters include Abraham Lincoln, Lady Gaga and Barack Obama

Dude, did you see that video of that guy Toasterbating?

Yea, he had to go to the hospital with Waffle Cock afterwards!

toasterbating by Supreme Leader Cuntfucious. January 31, 2015

thrasterbating 

The act of aggressively masturbating, usually from anger. Combines the words thrashing and masturbating.

Sterling is thrasterbating.

thrasterbating by sterlingd February 8, 2010

Taterbating 

The act of sexually pleasuring yourself with Tater tots. When one feels urges, he or she may shove tater tots in or around their sexual organs.

Tater + Bating, Taterbating. Masturbating with the use of America's favorite food, tater tots.

Mike: "Last night Taylor made me watch her while she was taterbating"

Tim: "Dude! That's awesome! I love watching girls taterbating!"

Taterbating by TaySarBetKel October 15, 2012

Toesturbating 

When you masturbate with your feet

Caleb gave Collin a magical toesturbating experience all night.

Toesturbating by Yeah that's what it says January 7, 2017

toasterating 

The act of having sex witha toaster,while its on high.

Some robber was toasterating with my toaster,that freak

toasterating by Fo Realist December 24, 2010