Toshturbate

The act of masturbating while watching Tosh.o

Last night i was able to Toshturbate through the whole episode! (the puke was great)

Toshturbate by i-got-pancake-mix July 25, 2010

Moshturbate 

to masturbate whilst moshing

johny saw a hot chick at the show and got off while he was moshing; johnys friends got him on camera moshturbating and put it on youtube

and just because it wont let me submit this without using the specific spelling of the word, Moshturbate

Moshturbate by an anonomous citizen March 30, 2008

trashturbate 

The act of masturbation to 'dumpster porn'.

I caught my friend trashturbating to the Playboy I threw out yesterday.

I never trashturbate, I use real porn.

trashturbate by Mr. Sneakers October 7, 2009

testurbate 

To masturbate before an exam, usually to calm ones nerves and be able to take the test in a post fap clarity.

Person 1:Alright dude, let's head out so we can get to our bio final on time.

Person 2:I'm feeling a little nervous, gonna testurbate first. Go on and I'll catch up with you.

testurbate by kingbumii May 6, 2015

toasturbate

Masturbation with lots of butter melted from friction.

"Girl, can you please help me clean up? I just toasturbated."

"Well, at least clean-up will taste good..."

toasturbate by CosmicFiend April 4, 2016