trashturbate 

The act of masturbation to 'dumpster porn'.

I caught my friend trashturbating to the Playboy I threw out yesterday.

I never trashturbate, I use real porn.

trashturbate by Mr. Sneakers October 7, 2009

Toshturbate

The act of masturbating while watching Tosh.o

Last night i was able to Toshturbate through the whole episode! (the puke was great)

Toshturbate by i-got-pancake-mix July 25, 2010

Crashturbate 

The act of masturbating too much in a short period of time, causing your penis to hurt, and can no longer/need to masturbate.

When home alone, I usually get carried away and Crashturbate.

Crashturbate by ArcHezus December 11, 2011

Thrashturbation 

The act of masturbation enhanced by the pleasure of throwing yourself into walls, down stairs, through plate glass windows while maintaining a steady cadence.

After three hours of hard thrashturbation last night, I realized that I had ruptured my sister's larynx

Thrashturbation by Brian McCain March 13, 2007

thrashturbate

The act of simultaneously masturbating and hardcore dancing.

"Holy fucking shit, this Throwdown is so good."
"Yeah it makes me so hard it's scary."
"Let's thrashturbate, Bro."
"Isn't it gay if we do it together?"
"NO IT'S FUCKING HARDCORE!"

thrashturbate by KNIFEFACE March 1, 2007

Twasturbate 

This is the act of masturbating in the toilet.

Yo dude, I just went for a Twasturbate

Twasturbate by BoatsyB January 22, 2013

toasturbate

Masturbation with lots of butter melted from friction.

"Girl, can you please help me clean up? I just toasturbated."

"Well, at least clean-up will taste good..."

toasturbate by CosmicFiend April 4, 2016