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A derisory term used in the same way as rubbish or crap or bollocks
This coat of paint is utter tosh
by Jeremy Tripati-Eagle March 19, 2005
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When a reply to a tweet gets more likes than the tweet it was replying to, usually indicating the unpopularity or stupidity of the original tweet
Damn you got 12 likes and his reply got 271 likes? He totally ratioed you bro
by FF29 July 06, 2020
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A girl with gorgeous lips who is quite simply wifey and a real doozy of a woman. She finds humor in bizarre things but her laugh can melt your troubles, and she will always be there when you need her.
Bruv 1: Bruv, every guy in this room wishes they could holla at your shawty right now, you're so lucky.
Bruv 2: I don't know what to say bruv, mine's just a real tosh what can I say.
by brownchad April 29, 2020
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”You ever seen that show Tosh.0?β€œ
”Yeah, I'm pretty sure that guy is Jesus”
by oAngryPOPTARTo July 23, 2011
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How West Africans say "touch"
Aunty bola: don't tosh my yam porridge
by wetin dey November 05, 2012
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An effeminate male with a scat fetish. Daniel ToshTosh.0gaychilli dog
That guy wearing bloomers and getting pooped on over there sure is a Tosh.
by Nathan Hate February 07, 2010
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