Tosh

A derisory term used in the same way as rubbish or crap or bollocks

This coat of paint is utter tosh

by Jeremy Tripati-Eagle March 19, 2005

Tosh

Something that’s a load of shite

The Whitehaven academy is a load of tosh.

by Hana and connor September 10, 2022

tosh

A girl with gorgeous lips who is quite simply wifey and a real doozy of a woman. She finds humor in bizarre things but her laugh can melt your troubles, and she will always be there when you need her.

Bruv 1: Bruv, every guy in this room wishes they could holla at your shawty right now, you're so lucky.
Bruv 2: I don't know what to say bruv, mine's just a real tosh what can I say.

by brownchad April 29, 2020

Tosh

Jesus

”You ever seen that show Tosh.0?“
”Yeah, I'm pretty sure that guy is Jesus”

by oAngryPOPTARTo July 24, 2011

Tosh

How West Africans say "touch"

Aunty bola: don't tosh my yam porridge

by wetin dey November 5, 2012

Tosh

An effeminate male with a scat fetish. Daniel ToshTosh.0gaychilli dog

That guy wearing bloomers and getting pooped on over there sure is a Tosh.

by Nathan Hate February 8, 2010

tosh

the underside of someones nutsack

yo my tosh itches mad crazy right now

by swagmasta82095 December 18, 2012