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1. a common insult, similar to dickwad
2. quite literally a wad of tits or large grouping of nipples
"God, Juicy J is such a titwad"
titwad by sail10694 October 3, 2013
Related Words
titwad • titwank • titbad • titwash • titwarmer • tatwad • Timwad • Tipwad • Tiswad • titwa
A pejorative nickname for someone who is both an idiot and a fool.
He is a total twitwad but he is our beloved president and the leader of the free world!
twitwad by Dr Bunnygirl October 16, 2019
On edge, jittery on the outside. All balled up on the inside
I woke up in a tizwad thinking about what I did last night
tizwad by kywoman October 23, 2009

Titwankability 

A girl with boobs large enough to perform a titwank.
'Hey breeder boy, scope her, titwankability, brrrrap!'
Titwankability by Lee Jolleys July 31, 2007
The act of pleasuring oneself by thrusting the erect member between a generous pair of bristols. Typically concludes with the delivery of a pearl necklace.
Phwoaar! She's got a shirtfull. I'd love a good titwank in those.
titwank by titwanker April 10, 2003
a vagina. the word originated on a cold Friday night in late December when the words cha-cha and twat were said a the same time to someone on the phone therefore creating the word.
molly:ambyr shoves vegetables up her twat
deanna(said at the same time as twat): cha-cha
Leo:did you just say titwa???
titwa by htfdcgjbdeefv January 7, 2009
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
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