Tiswad
Its so sad that i bought a Trojan tiswad, and now i have to pay child support.
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Dude, stop acting like a little tiswad.
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Dude, stop acting like a little tiswad.
Tiswad by Park Merdomo April 11, 2007
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titwad
An extremely stupid inane brain-redundant twat who is not worth fresh air. They litrally have tit on their brain and fuck all else.
titwad by charbrad73 November 24, 2009
Tipwad
Acronym for "totally incompetent (or idiotic) person with advanced degree." A good name for someone who's your supervisor thanks to education rather than ability.
"They put that guy in charge of the department!? He couldn't find his own ass with both hands!"
"Yeah, but he has an MBA."
"I know, can you believe it? What a tipwad!"
"Yeah, but he has an MBA."
"I know, can you believe it? What a tipwad!"
Tipwad by slackzilla July 27, 2012
Tiswas
Tiswas by Cauliflower peanuts December 30, 2018
Timwad
An expression used to identify a mentally challenged person or persons. Can also be known as a spastic or retard. Originated from the retarded South Park character TIMMY!
Onlooker1. look at all those Timwad's being taken for a walk to feed the ducks
Onlooker2: Man, I would rather rape a mother fucking donkey than do that job
Onlooker1: I concur my friend....
Onlooker2: Wot does that mean man? Does use that complicated language cos u know i'm a Timwad
Onlooker2: Man, I would rather rape a mother fucking donkey than do that job
Onlooker1: I concur my friend....
Onlooker2: Wot does that mean man? Does use that complicated language cos u know i'm a Timwad
Timwad by LisaTehN00b July 28, 2008
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Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
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