Definitions by titwanker

saddo 

Anybody who spends the small hours of the morning searching this website.

Oh Fuck!! I'm a saddo.

saddo by titwanker July 20, 2004

wankfest 

A Festival of Wank. A Proliferation of toss. An excess of jizz. A massive accumulation of useless remnants resulting from a bunch of wankers tossing all over their keyboards.

UrbanDictionary is a total wankfest.

wankfest by Titwanker May 22, 2004

knob-end 

Witless fool, gullible oaf, village idiot.

You stupid knob-end!!

knob-end by titwanker August 15, 2003

wankarse 

just a word meaning "stupid worthles cunt"

Fuck off, Wankarse!!!!!!!"

wankarse by titwanker August 1, 2003

tithead

English derogatory term for Police Constable. Derived from the shape of the standard issue bobby's helmet. That's 'helmet' as in hat.

Put yer chopper away. There's a tithead comin' round the corner.

tithead by titwanker July 30, 2003

fuckpig 

A very unattractive female person.

Look at that disgusting fuckpig!!

fuckpig by titwanker July 30, 2003

slapper

In the North of England, this describes a worn-out dirtbox, usually one that's spent half a life selling it. Almost exclusively used with the adjective 'old'.

Look at that old slapper. I wouldn't touch her with yours.

slapper by titwanker May 29, 2003