twitwad

A pejorative nickname for someone who is both an idiot and a fool.

He is a total twitwad but he is our beloved president and the leader of the free world!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 16, 2019

titwad

An extremely stupid inane brain-redundant twat who is not worth fresh air. They litrally have tit on their brain and fuck all else.

"John went for a smoke of hash down the copshop last night."
"What a fuckin titwad!"

by charbrad73 November 24, 2009

twatwaddle

Vagina mudflaps that hang like turkey waddle. Hence, twatwaddle.

Bro, I couldn't find her clit for shit last night. It was buried beneath all that twatwaddle!

by PantherNY January 2, 2011

Twitwats

Zealous fans of the Twilight books and movies. They are usually female; hence the twat after the twi. However, a Twitwat can also be a man as once he becomes absorbed into the series or is dragged to watch the movies by his girlfriend or wife he ceases to be male for that period of time. Twitwats are also oblivious to Robert Pattinson's hatred for the movies, his character and how he is secretly laughing his ass off at them while getting rich and getting tons of hot bitches.

You're just a Twitwat who wants to be shagged by a sparkling vampire and a loser who turns into a werepoodle!

The Twitwats bleached their skin albino and wore yellow contacts to pay their respects to Edward Cullen.

The Twitwat imitated Kristen Stewart's excessive blinking in hopes of attracting a man like Edward Cullen.

by Headst0ck July 5, 2010

Twitrades

The combination of Twitter and Comrades, your Twitrades are those people on Twitter with whom you're much closer. You and your Twitrades share a common bond (e.g. sports, your job, a hobby, etc.) and that bond is what unites you in every tweet you send each other. Twitterades are the first people you link when you Twitpic a photo, for example and you always suggest your Twitterades on follow friday so others follow.

- Since I joined Twitter, I have found a bunch of people who really like basketball. I love having my Twitrades around because my friends here hate sports!

- Did you watch the news about Obama?
- Yeah, my Twitrades told me all about it this morning!

- I've read Kanye's tweets. I bet Taylor Swift isn't one of his Tweetrades!!!!

by el patron himself November 19, 2010

twatwaddle

when you fuck too hard and walk funny the next day.

after a fulfilling night of nymphophagic fucking, i couldn't help but notice her twatwaddle.

by mystery cult March 22, 2008

Twitwat

Mash up of twat and twit. A female of the particular annoying variety often found on social media such as kik or any other group chat. She takes up the convo with mindless prattle. She often lets others know how unstable she is talking about how her ocd/adhd lends her to over analyze or get bored easy. She will always bring some type of drama in to satisfy her need for attention. Also she might frequently descibe herself as a supporter and reassure others repeatedly she is not a thirsty hoe though. Devode of any substance, intellect or intelligence once so ever.

This one is such a twitwat. No one can carry on an actual conversation when that skanks online.

by B2theHemtB September 19, 2018