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Cock Thirsty
Adjective,
Having an insationable thirst for the cock, and/or the fluids from said cock. Good discriptor to add to insults.
Having an insationable thirst for the cock, and/or the fluids from said cock. Good discriptor to add to insults.
Cock Thirsty by Corey B. May 31, 2006
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thirsty nigga
A male that unsuccessfully attempts to hit on alot of girls for the sole purpose of having sex with them, but most of the time they are rejected and labeled as "thirsty niggas"
thirsty nigga by tookyogirl November 12, 2013
thirsty hoe
A girl who comments heart emojis under every hot guys picture.
A girl who is constantly out for a boyfriend just so she can say she has one.
A girl who is constantly out for a boyfriend just so she can say she has one.
thirsty hoe by Katt Hagins May 16, 2016
thirstyboy
A nerdy, likely virgin male, often found in a Twitch chatroom, giving compliments and donating large sums of money to attractive female streamers (or in some case male streamers) in hopes that the streamer will acknowledge them out of excitement, since this is the only sort of remotely sexual or even friendly interaction they are capable of receiving in their unfortunate lives.
Alpha Male 1: "Did you see some thirstyboy donated $5000 to Kaceytron?"
Alpha Male 2: "Yeah she makes a pretty good living off those thirstyboys' donations."
Alpha Male 2: "Yeah she makes a pretty good living off those thirstyboys' donations."
thirstyboy by whitegoose May 30, 2014
These pretzels are making me thirsty
These pretzels are making me thirsty by Genku July 29, 2003
thirsty af
thirsty af by Deeez nutzzzz March 21, 2017
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