pretzels

Man, You know you are an idiot when you crush them up and roll them into a joint and then smoke them to see what would happen.

Actual definiton: a food that is sold in malls, street corners, K-Mart, Wal*Mart, basically anywhere you go. Its doe that is rolled up into the shape of..whatever pretzels are shaped as and then it is fryed and raped with salt.
Clint: Dude, are you okay? you're eyes are watering.

Joe: Yeah, Its just this pretzel.

Clint:..Did she leave you agian?
by iwannabeanalcoholic March 05, 2005
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pretzels

the act of being crazy, insane, out of your right mind.
Person #1: "I am pregnant with my brother in law's child, and in return, i gave him the herp."
Person#2: "Girl, you straightup pretzels!!!
by fktspd January 26, 2011
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pretzels

by the aunts June 02, 2004
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pretzels

pretzels are the best food item in the fucking universe and i will beat you to death if you say otherwise i just want to buy out the entire stock of them and eat all of them especially the little pretzel bites at auntie anne's i want to eat so many right now
give me some mother fucking pretzels or in going to peel your skin
by Sprockettttttt April 24, 2021
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Pretzeling

Like Spooning only more so. Maximum body to body contact. Some people do not like this, because they lose circulation and have various body parts go numb, but a small, dedicated, sensual sub-section of people are naturally drawn to this hyper-contact activity. Can occur before, or after, or independent of sex.
This new girl I am seeing is really into pretzeling. Full body contact and sweating all night long...
by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky July 11, 2019
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Pretzellation

Pretzellation is when a group of arse-licking people are friends with each other and are so far up each others arses they are entangled in a pretzel formation
Girl 1: those three are such arse-lickers
Girl 2: i know, talk about pretzellation
by Twisted_Nath August 12, 2008
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pretzeling

v. Intertwining oneself with another while laying down, preferably with someone of the opposite sex. Can be done with or without intercourse.
You don't want to go in there, they're pretzeling.
by Aaron and Heather August 03, 2006
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