The cocktail

Where you take shrimp and put them on your dick, and add cocktail sauce on top. You do this to make it more interesting.

Her: hey I wanna spice things up tonight

Him: Wanna try the cocktail?
Her: I’ll get the shrimp 🍤 🤤

The cocktail by zippyclean January 17, 2019

the hipster cocktail

Take you favorite drink, microwave for 30 seconds, drink it before its gets cool.

better drink up the hipster cocktail before it gets cool!!!

the hipster cocktail by shenanigans12321 February 4, 2013

The Morro Cocktail 

The act of taking shrooms, alcohol and weed. Sitting in a tree listing to jazz

Aw man we did the Morro Cocktail last weekend

The Morro Cocktail by Jazz monkey August 12, 2022

The Ultimate Shrimp Cocktail 

This requires a minimum of 3 male contents, a female (whom shall choose what part of her body minus the anus).

The Male contents jerk off and cum onto the females choosen body , last to cum will be the loser and will be forced to lick or suck all the cum up and proceed to spit it into the females anus. If possible female farts to mix the brew, if not it is also OK. The loser then must take a shrimp and scoop out and eat as much as possible. If loser is allergic to shrimp, then substitute with another protein or vegetable.

This party is pretty lame, let's get the guys and Helen together for The Ultimate Shrimp Cocktail.

The Ultimate Shrimp Cocktail by MEATSLEEVESTEVE August 2, 2022

The Gentlemen's Cocktail 

A Gentlemen's Cocktail is a drink that began as an accident, and became a huge sensation. As martini's use olive juice,and screw-drivers use orange juice, NOW the Gentlemen's Cocktail uses PICKLE juice. The cocktail is made up of 4 shots vodka (any vodka will do ), then one shot of a DIFFERENT type of vodka, then fill the remainder of the glass with pickle juice (from any pickle jar whatsoever, include seeds for flavor). Add ice, as well as a whole pickle into the glass for appearence. There, you have a gentlemens cocktail. Though it DOES sound rather obscure, give it a try, and you WILL NOT be disappointed.

"Bartender, I'm in the mood for something with a touch of class, and a touch of craziness. How about a The Gentlemen's Cocktail."

The Gentlemen's Cocktail by Vandehlay May 1, 2009

The Van Nuys & Roscoe Cocktail 

The 1999 Camry Cruising On Van Nuys & Roscoe With A Sketchy Moose Mindset

Cocktail

is a cocktail made my Moose

Spicy Tamarindo Vodka

Spicy Chamoy

Tajin - lots

and a splash of Israeli grapefruit juice (Prigat)

stirred over ice

served in a tall glass

Bottoms up and cause marriage problems

I gotta get me The Van Nuys & Roscoe Cocktail

Gotta get my mind thinking dark while driving a 1999 Camry

I gotta call Moose

Where’s Moose!!!

FUCK!!! IM GONNA DO IT
FUCKKKKKKKK
(Sip)

The Van Nuys & Roscoe Cocktail by CheesecakeMoose February 26, 2024

The Math Discoverer's Cocktail

The Math Discoverer's Cocktail is a Cocktail that turns you from what is numbers to Holy Crap, I'm going beyond Algebra. It's some Kratom that you taste and it's bitter. Then you take a spoonful of Kratom and mix in warm water and drink. Then, get ready to puke.

Then Math fills your head. Numbers, Equations like 2+3=5 and 3×3=9.

The next day, you try 1g to 6g of Kratom mixed in warm water. No puking unless the dose is too high. More math fills your head. 12×10=120 and 12×11=132. 17+35=52.

The third day, Modafinil 200mg. Algebra and PEMDAS fills your mind. Geometry too.

Day 4, Armodafinil 150mg. More Geometry. Some Trigonometry.

Day 5, Adipex 75mg. Some Pre-calculus fills your head. You begin to calculate percent yield and Mole. The formula for Density or D=M/V goes in your head. Graphs and Parabolas and Lines.

Day 6, Extract Benzedrex with 10ml Distilled White Vinegar and clean the Lavender Oil and Menthol with 15ml Corn Oil. Propylhexedrine Acetate solution (You can't make crystals from Acetate, only HCl). You discard the Oil layer with Lavender Oil and Menthol. You drink 1 Benzedrex. More math and science fills your head.

Day 7, Extract each Benzedrex with 0.2ml Muriatic Acid (30% HCl Acid) in 5.0ml of warm water. Then wash the cotton with 25ml Warm Water each. Then get Charcoal Lighter Fluid and add 15ml of it to the Beaker. Add to a 20oz Soda bottle and shake. Then, use a Ziplock Bag with a small hole cut out and a paperclip. Drain and collect Propylhexedrine HCl and Discard the Charcoal Lighter Fluid layer with Lavender Oil and Menthol. Cook on a Bovado Borosilicate Glass Cooking Dish and tilt to see if a viscous transparent liquid is left. Put it in the freezer for 20 to 30 minutes to initialize crystallization. Then put it next to a small fan or heaterfor 3 to 4 hours for finishing crystallization. Dose range 216mg of Propylhexedrine HCl to 432mg Propylhexedrine HCl. More math fills your head. You start cleaning the house.

Day 8. You have a lab and replaced Charcoal Lighter Fluid with Car Starter Fluid (Heptane and Diethyl Ether) or some Hexane. Higher quality Propylhexedrine HCl.

Tony: I used the Math Discoverer's Cocktail and now I'm Super Smart.

The Math Discoverer's Cocktail by AlienTakeover June 26, 2025