The olson
When you get a fat red head named Walayla to suck your dick in a trailblazer in front of Beavers store.
The olson by Yee Bo 233 December 10, 2010
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pee on the Olson twins
I love it when the skies open up and pee on the Olson twins. It reminds me of childhood. And lasers for some reason.
pee on the Olson twins by Johnny Eightball June 14, 2004
The Olsen Twins
The Olsen Twins are, the twins, Ashley Olsen and Mary-Kate Olsen. They were a pop culture sensation from around 1988-2004. They started working in television, when they shared the role of Michelle Tanner in hit ABC sitcom 'Full House', before they'd even hit their 1st birthday. In their time on 'Full House' they became beloved by audiences who couldn't get enough of Michelle's cute personality, as well as phrases such as "you got it dude". Because of their rise in popularity they began to star in movies together so people could see them interact with one another - titles include 'To Grandmother's House We Go', 'Double, Double, Toil and Trouble' and 'How the West Was Fun'. Even after 'Full House' was cancelled in 1995, the Olsens continued to release movie after movie and between 1998 and 2002 had starred in the 3 TV shows 'Two of a Kind', 'Mary-Kate and Ashley in Action!' and 'So Little Time'. Then after the the release of, their last movie together, 'New York Minute', in 2004, they've both faded away. The Olsen Twins are the ultimate washed up child stars.
Scenario in 1999:
Mum: No, you can't watch 'Two of a Kind'. You know I watch the news at this time.
Sarah: But, mum. I have to watch 'Two of a Kind'. The Olsen Twins are my idols.
Scenario in 2009:
Mum: Hey, did you hear about Ashley Olsen?
Sarah: Who the hell is Ashley Olsen?
Mum: No, you can't watch 'Two of a Kind'. You know I watch the news at this time.
Sarah: But, mum. I have to watch 'Two of a Kind'. The Olsen Twins are my idols.
Scenario in 2009:
Mum: Hey, did you hear about Ashley Olsen?
Sarah: Who the hell is Ashley Olsen?
The Olsen Twins by SeeWithoutHavingtoGo2 September 1, 2009
the olsen
An act involving a pair of identical twins (the dirtier and more drug infested the better, for best results, the pair cannot weigh over 200lbs combined). Start by having anal sex with the first twin, you pull out and immediately begin anal sex with the twin sister. Finish off by climaxing in their eyes and post the hidden video of the feat online for everyone to see.
Did you hear that Johns girlfriend has a twin sister? When they were all high on coke he gave them The Olsen
uncle jesse and the olsen twins
uncle jesse and the olsen twins by Matthew November 16, 2003
uncle jesse and the olsen twins
sidenote: the band uncle jesse and the olsen twins only say that to make their sole rivals feel better about their complete lack of talent.
uncle jesse and the olsen twins by austin November 18, 2003
Doin' the Olsen
verb: The act of growing your hair out and wearing the same hat every single day and thinking your a badass while you do it
Doin' the Olsen by Maenza (the real Maenza) April 30, 2008
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