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dishes

something a man makes a women do while he does nothing
by austin March 20, 2005
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kung fu

A collection of fine martial arts which, thanks to thousands of matrix fanboys and anime-fags, has come to represent a massive group of jerkasses and idiots who think that a fancy school is the secret to combat. The result is a huge crowd of white kids who, having not spent anywhere near enough time training, go and pick fights with other people who don't know kung-fu, but DO know a decent right cross. I'm sure that, given time, it is powerful and deadly, but 90% of the time, the kid across from you is just going to pull some 'combatative flower arranging' type bullshit until you kick him in the head, at which point, he'll fall over and cry that you didn't hit him in a blockable fashion.
An Amazing Martial Art that has been ruined by faggots.

See also: Pretty Much every other fighting style. Except Tae-Bo, Tae-Bo is the secret to victory.
by Austin May 21, 2004
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Handle Business

smokin' out with the homeboys.
Damn foo, lets handle business!
by Austin March 6, 2004
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whateverz

an expression of carelessness or disbelief, indecicive...
you know what i dont care...WHATEVERZ...
by austin November 23, 2003
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gayball

Another word for homosexual. Generally used as an insult.
Billy is a gayball, I hope that fag gets shot!
by Austin July 19, 2004
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hillbilious

To be considered as or being a hillbilly.
Damn Cledace is hillbilious.
by Austin May 2, 2004
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gigasflorben

to utterly diss and/or annoy someone
Austin gigasflorbened thomas by stealing his word
by austin February 12, 2004
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