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espresso

A type of coffee made by forcing very hot water through finely ground and tightly packed coffee resulting in a dark, sometimes bitter tasting, drink.

Espresso is served in shots of around 1.5 ounces, and is frequently added to steamed milk to make various coffee beverages.

Often mistakenly called "expresso".
I just spent an entire month's worth of paychecks on a new espresso machine. I will never sleep again.
by Austin December 1, 2003
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whateverz

an expression of carelessness or disbelief, indecicive...
you know what i dont care...WHATEVERZ...
by austin November 23, 2003
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Midnight Flonase

The action of being blown and returning the favor by releasing jiz into the females face, causing loss of smell and taste.
My midnight flonase in her face helped clear my g/f's sinus problem.
by Austin September 12, 2004
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sexual frustration

When you can't "get her wet." In other words your girl's pussy is so loose and nasty, that you can't reach a climax and ejaculate.
I met this whore, and she was so used that she caused my worst case of SEXUAL FRUSTRTRATION ever!
by Austin December 1, 2003
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Debergeristic

Of, or relating to the relationships of Cyrano De Bergerac.
My personal life has been so debergeristic latley... :(
by Austin October 6, 2003
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Jimi Hendrix

An amazingly talented guitarist, with signature songs like Voodoo Child, Little Wing, Purple Haze, Red House, All Along the Watchtower, The Star Spangled Banner...etc. He only got to live for 27 years, but he was then easily remembered as the greatest guitarist in the world. He became the reason people learn to play guitar.
A: Hendrix fuckin' rules!!!!
B: Fuck yeah!!
by Austin January 6, 2005
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goodawesome

Cool, awesome, sweet, fantastic, juicy, delicious, cool as crap. See also ubercool.
"It's almost as goodawesome as, well...goodawesome!"
by Austin February 24, 2005
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