austin's definitions

dishes

something a man makes a women do while he does nothing

do the dishes bitch im watching my show

by austin March 20, 2005

Handle Business

smokin' out with the homeboys.

Damn foo, lets handle business!

by Austin March 6, 2004

gayball

Another word for homosexual. Generally used as an insult.

Billy is a gayball, I hope that fag gets shot!

by Austin July 19, 2004

united states federal government

a complettly bogus and useless waste of money.

ewww.... I stepped in the united states government

by austin November 14, 2003

Two-Bit

A person who is sarcastic; a smartass

Shut up about it already, Two-Bit.

by Austin November 27, 2004

home star runner

sawm won hoo hass mawsh mewwo bains

shawwwwn awr ess a oowm staw wunna

by austin December 5, 2003

pubic hair

the stuff that gets in the way of the girls face when she is sucking your dick, also known to other women as fuzzy and fun to pull ((ooooooooooowwwwwwww))

don't cut your pubic hair off bob you might cut yourself then what you gonna do vagina crotch!!!!!

by austin February 11, 2005