austin's definitions

egyptian crab knarkler

When a girl begins to fellate, but at the last moment, pulls off, grabs the mans pubic testiclular hair with her teeth and rips them out.

AHhhhhhhh! Michael Norman just gave me an egyptian crab knarkler AGAIN!!!!

by Austin April 29, 2008

quality controll

an occupation or the concept of checking that all products leaving a factory or proccess are the same and meet specifications of size, strength, shape or otherwize defined quality.

This ones got a dead rat stuck in it, some one needs to check with quality controll.

by Austin January 28, 2007

B6

A group of Long Island rappers. "B6" meaning "borough six." Long Island being the "sixth" borough of New York City.

That B6 track has a sick hook

by Austin September 25, 2005

oogah oogah

1. The sound a caveman makes.

2. The sound I make when Masterbating

1. Joe's pet caveman always hits things and says "Oogah, oogah."

2. When Austin jacks off he sounds like a caveman...

by Austin June 26, 2005

porn

the thing that guys use when they cany get any pussy

I'm a nerd and i like porn.

by Austin May 13, 2005

gweeto

a stereotypical italian with greased back hair and huge gold chains, that talks like a mobster but in reality is still suckling his mommys teet.

God damn i hate gweeto mother fuckers

by Austin May 13, 2005

sperge

to blow your wad, discharge of semen. ejaculation

i sperged all over my gf's face after i was done fucking her.

by austin May 13, 2005