austin's definitions

kung fu

A collection of fine martial arts which, thanks to thousands of matrix fanboys and anime-fags, has come to represent a massive group of jerkasses and idiots who think that a fancy school is the secret to combat. The result is a huge crowd of white kids who, having not spent anywhere near enough time training, go and pick fights with other people who don't know kung-fu, but DO know a decent right cross. I'm sure that, given time, it is powerful and deadly, but 90% of the time, the kid across from you is just going to pull some 'combatative flower arranging' type bullshit until you kick him in the head, at which point, he'll fall over and cry that you didn't hit him in a blockable fashion.

An Amazing Martial Art that has been ruined by faggots.

See also: Pretty Much every other fighting style. Except Tae-Bo, Tae-Bo is the secret to victory.

by Austin May 21, 2004

dishes

something a man makes a women do while he does nothing

do the dishes bitch im watching my show

by austin March 20, 2005

loot chesse

to have an exceessive amount of money. One may have loot when they grow up, but they do not have the cheese, which is the fine spreading on top; unitl they get older and aquire money and assests

Most people who own yachts have the loot cheese, cause they can afford a yacht.

by austin October 7, 2003

brivle

Spit or BBQ set to cook out on

Do your toasting on the brivle out back

by Austin May 13, 2005

Trickeration

Involving the use of trickery and swindling.

That test had alot of trickeration in it.

by Austin December 2, 2004

Alice in Chains

THE best rock band in my opinion. Their music is deep, poetic, dark, emotional, beautiful and just fucking rocks. Awesome vocals from Layne Stanley. Awesome guitar solos and vocals from Jerry Cantrel.

Some of their best songs include: Man in the Box, Nutshell, Angry Chair, Again, Rain When I Die, I Stay Away, Rooster, and Grind

It didn't really rain when Layne Stanley died..

Have you heard Nutshell? Its beautiful.

by Austin May 6, 2005

ass bash rash

The rash one receives from too much butt fucking.

That gay kid must have hella ass bash rash by now.

by Austin April 20, 2004