austin's definitions

finafuckinally

It's about fuckin' time. Fuckin' finally.

I finafuckinally finished that stupid ass paper!

by Austin April 10, 2004

poontang

Aisia pussy, so fukin tight.

"I can't wait till shore leave to get some fuking poontang"

Couresy of Mr. Garrison from "South Park, Bigger Longer and Uncut"

by Austin March 6, 2004

egyptian crab knarkler

When a girl begins to fellate, but at the last moment, pulls off, grabs the mans pubic testiclular hair with her teeth and rips them out.

AHhhhhhhh! Michael Norman just gave me an egyptian crab knarkler AGAIN!!!!

by Austin April 29, 2008

Splinter Group

A group of extremists who have broken from the state, somtimes the military, to form there own paramilitary organisation. They use terrorism/guerilla warfare to fight for thier cause

I.R.A has lots of splinter groups, and there are lots of communist/marxist splinter groups as well.

by Austin November 9, 2003

goodawesome

Cool, awesome, sweet, fantastic, juicy, delicious, cool as crap. See also ubercool.

"It's almost as goodawesome as, well...goodawesome!"

by Austin February 24, 2005

Jimi Hendrix

An amazingly talented guitarist, with signature songs like Voodoo Child, Little Wing, Purple Haze, Red House, All Along the Watchtower, The Star Spangled Banner...etc. He only got to live for 27 years, but he was then easily remembered as the greatest guitarist in the world. He became the reason people learn to play guitar.

A: Hendrix fuckin' rules!!!!
B: Fuck yeah!!

by Austin January 6, 2005

Debergeristic

Of, or relating to the relationships of Cyrano De Bergerac.

My personal life has been so debergeristic latley... :(

by Austin October 6, 2003