Definitions by Matthew

Toyota 

Toyota about as american as a ford and yes i kno its not considered american but hey like i said as american as a ford

This engine was made in america

Toyota by Matthew April 10, 2006

Highlarious 

HIGH-lar-i-us (adj): A particularly clever yet unpretentious joke or situation which does not readily present itself as humorous absent higher intellectual processing. The rare occurrence where a British-style pun is actually quite funny. This definition, however, explicitly excludes esoteric, disciplinary humor such as that shared amongst PhD candidates, law-students and anyone remotely associated with the New Yorker.

1. It took me a while to realize that John Doe was actually highlarious.
2. "Everybody Loves Raymond" is neither highlarious, nor remotely funny for that matter. See: crimes against humanity.

Highlarious by Matthew December 27, 2005

gnutella 

A peer to peer file sharing network created by Nullsoft. Allows computers to directly share files over an internet connection or LAN. Majority of users use it for music, movies, and software.

Limewire, keeping the gnutella network alive!

gnutella by Matthew December 26, 2005

cartonic

car-TON-ic (adj): A condition where an appearance or an occurrence possesses or takes-on qualities most often associated with cartoons. For instance, when a mouse literally smashes a cat's face flat with an ironing board; alternatively, an individual with an hilariously bulbous nose and a bubbly voice.

antonyms: reality

1. I stubbed my toe which then swelled up to cartonic proportions.
2. I saw Penelope Cruz in person and my tongue actually dropped to the floor and rolled out like a little red carpet with its own tiny paparazzi. It was sorta cartonic.
3. My cartonic grandfather is rather diminutive, blue, has a beard, wears a red cap with matching pants and no shirt.

cartonic by Matthew November 21, 2005

slothover 

the aftermath of a massive sugar or caffeine rush. signs include headache, rapid blured memory, slow reflexes and movement

"I drank too much root beer and woke up with a slothover"

slothover by matthew May 13, 2005

CruddyBuddy 

A mythical creature who dwells as the master of Critteroth and spends him time fighting over a bag of cookies with Oreo Bear. Other characters in the CruddyBuddy stories include Admiral Barnacle, Oren Oreo, Crappy Pappy, Cruddina Buddina, Hariel the Mermaid, and Sid the Squirrel.

Cruddy Buddy swore he would give up his whole bag of Oreos if Oreo Bear would become alive again, but then went back on his word when he found out Oreo Bear hadn't died.

CruddyBuddy by Matthew May 13, 2005

N-tercooler 

System that is fitted infront of an intercooler to pre-cool the air before reaching the intercooler. Uses Nitrous Oxide hence the name "N-tercooler".

This N-tercooler gives me 5 brake extra power output.

N-tercooler by Matthew May 13, 2005