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When an individual proceeds to speak in a manner typically reserved for internet chat use
Blunsoo: Hygoja, what the fuck, why are you always textalking

Hygoja: LoLzZ, wtf that's not tro0, like omgz
textalk by blunsoo December 21, 2009
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textwalking 

to walk as you are texting on a cellular device, unaware of what or who is around you.
I was textwalking Kevin on my way to class and bumped into a random dude in the hall.
textwalking by muse_ick February 13, 2008

Ronny Textall 

-A sweet burn to do to someone who is constantly texting in a social setting.
-A play on words from philadelphia flyers retired goalie Ron Hextall
Yo Ronny Textall, why don't you get off your phone and get me a beer!
Al has been texting all night, he looks like Ronny Textall
Ronny Textall by Cablehawk November 3, 2010

textalizing 

the act of seduction through text messages
"i was textalizing her when i asked, 'so whens the train coming?'" - mellman
textalizing by nash+ February 6, 2006

TextTalk 

When a person talks like they text. They say the initials or abbreviated version of a word instead of the actual word or action.
Anne tells a joke.
Robert: (TextTalk)"That was LOL"

Holly and Jen are having a conversation over coffee. Jen gets up to get more coffee and says "BRB" (TextTalk)
TextTalk by meowzersama April 24, 2009

textalanche 

The flood of text messages received when you first turn your phone on after it has been off for a long time, or when you finally get a signal. The longer the phone was off, and the more popular you are, the bigger the textalanche is.
Coming home from my weekend ski trip in the mountains, as soon as I was on the highway and had service, I got a textalanche.

I was really excited when I got a textalanche this morning, thinking that my friends wanted to hang out, but instead it was just my mom asking me where I was.
textalanche by taylo1 June 9, 2009
When you send the wrong text message to someone else.
Jen: (as she checks her phone to see a text message from Tom)

Tom: we're pickin u up tonite

Jen: (texts back, "wat?")

Tom: (gets the message, sends back, "whoops, it wus a textake)
Textake by ACityAftrUs October 16, 2009
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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