Textalizer

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A breathalizer attached to your computer and or cell phone whose sole purpose is to prevent you from sending drunken emails and texts to your Ex!

OH MAN! I was so hammered last night I texted/emailed my ex boyfriend over a hundred times!

DAMN! You gotta get you one of them Textalizers!

Textalizer by Exsalad January 4, 2010

Words you can keep

tantalizer

An untouchable, forbidden fruit that uses her charm, wit , swagg, and sass to leave men hangin like testies... She is often mistaken for a tease, but lets be real, she aint no rookie!

A man's ego will fool him into thinking he can keep up with her fiesty gyrations, but before he knows it she's straight blown his mind and left him tingling. A tantalizer will use her face and body as a stage..cast mesmerizing spells and leave fools sprung. fantasies about impaling her are common, men would love to just bend her over right then and there but condoms would do no justice.

A womanizer has not met his match until he has encountered a tantalizer!!!!

tantalizer by hips with sass June 3, 2010

Related Words

Textalizer • Textualize • tantalizer • textalizing • TEXTASIZE

textalizing

the act of seduction through text messages

"i was textalizing her when i asked, 'so whens the train coming?'" - mellman

textalizing by nash+ February 6, 2006

Textualize

When looking to ask a text recipient to visualize a concept, or idea, and to vocalize an understanding/ability to compute the notion.

Textualize = Vocalize + Visualize

Textualize this man: You’re sitting with the finest, smartest women you’ve ever met, and she asks you to hit up the tit club.

Textualize by TI33 August 20, 2009

textualize

The act of texting while using a mobile device to communicate thought or image.

I will textualize my friend Cameron to let him know that urban dictionary has been updated.

textualize by Balls Whiddles March 18, 2010

TEXTASIZE

The process of adding click-bate text on your videos.

Hey Mike, why don't you textasize your video with "OMG, HAVE YOU SEEN THIS?" to get more people to watch it. This works great on Facebook!

TEXTASIZE by textasize August 24, 2016

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026