textalanche 

The flood of text messages received when you first turn your phone on after it has been off for a long time, or when you finally get a signal. The longer the phone was off, and the more popular you are, the bigger the textalanche is.

Coming home from my weekend ski trip in the mountains, as soon as I was on the highway and had service, I got a textalanche.

I was really excited when I got a textalanche this morning, thinking that my friends wanted to hang out, but instead it was just my mom asking me where I was.

textalanche by taylo1 June 9, 2009

Titalanche 

When a female of the heavy-chested persuasion looses control of her chest support causing boob-flesh to smother everyone in a five mile radius, cause blindness, as well as spontaneous boners.
Can be used in conjunction with the term tit-ripple, which usually precedes a titalanche through the snapping of a bra strap.

"For gods sake don't cause a titalanche, it'll be like a rubber raft going off in the back seat of the car!!!"

Titalanche by Jeff and Kerri May 1, 2007