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Textality 

Textality is the direct demeanor one receives or responds constantly. Being via text or messenger. Ones textality shows in the predictive text bar above the keyboard.
"Aight so peep dig... There was a post on facebook using predictive text right, the phones only gonna predict the humans textality and use that! "
"Huh?"
"You be texting that shit allada time, so yo phone know!"
"And that's how textality came to be a word. Plain out my G."
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Texterity 

The ability to nimbly use the keys for texting; phone prowess for the digital age.
After fumbling with the cell phone for several minutes, my daughter took it away from me, quickly sent the message and told me, "Dad, you have no texterity!"
Texterity by Barky von Schnauser April 17, 2008
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Treytality

1. (v)- To be pwned (usually in a humorous fashion, similar to roflstomped) by someone named Trey, or to be pwned thrice in one game.

2. (pn)- A goofy nickname for someone named Trey

Note- this word sounds similar to "fatality" and is be said just like it's said on Mortal Kombat (deep and intimidating, but totally awesome)
1. Man, Mike just performed a Treytality on Joe in Halo 3! Oh snap!

2. This here is my friend Rob, and next to him is Treytality

manual textdarity 

Defined as ones ability to control his or her fingers on a mobile device keyboard. One who makes multiple typos is said to have poor manual textdarity.
Cal's texts are as hard to understand as when he's on the phone talkin to you. I used to think he was an illiterate, but maybe he has bad manual textdarity, from his arthrytis.
manual textdarity by Fnqaz November 29, 2017

texuality 

Texuality is when someone is turned on by new technology and has an orgasim when a new gadget comes out.
Phil shows his texuality whenever a new product comes out, see how excited he is!
texuality by **Dr Dave July 13, 2009

textalizing 

the act of seduction through text messages
"i was textalizing her when i asked, 'so whens the train coming?'" - mellman
textalizing by nash+ February 6, 2006

Textinality 

It's ur personality via text.
I never do get her textinality.
Textinality by Been trying January 4, 2013
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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