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What soybeans become once they are fermented with vinegar and fungus. This supposedly edible concoction smells vaguely like ammonia and tastes mostly like ass. Some people refer to it as a meat substitute, but don't believe them.
Die-hard Vegetarian: Hey, man, want some of my tempeh?
Other person: Nah. Maybe if I were starving to death.
Die-hard Vegetarian: Dang. I don't want my tempeh either....
tempeh by creaternity April 27, 2006
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Tempeh town 

One of these sports where people think it defines who you are and gives a sense of community. Noobs to the sport are frowned upon and aren't easily let in or helped.
Some kind of community that gets people to feel 'cool' and gives a false sense of holier than thee.

E.g. Skateboarding, yoga, surfing
Careful Chris, you might end up in Tempeh Town if you go to the beach boulevard.

Sophie is dating a guy from Tempeh town.
Tempeh town by warrryo March 15, 2021

Why, what a TEMPEH you are in! 

What da fishes "answered with a grin" after Humpty Dumpty sternly warned them dat "it will be better to obey" his request dat they send him some of their primest specimens for his dinner-table, rather than his having to grumblingly continue with da disgusting bean-curd crap dat he was presently being obliged to gag down because he wasn't having any luck catching fish to eat.
Perhaps after Humpty Dumpty received da fishes' amused "Why, what a TEMPEH you are in!" response and thus failed at getting any tasty omega-oils-rich fillets to fry up, he instead began resorting to starchy white underground tubers for his sauteed sustenance, and dat's how "Da Great H. D." snacks company was founded.

Ill-tempered 

It’s an adjective and it means having or showing a bad temper; being annoyed and irritable; being cranky or disagreeable. You know the sort of person, they come into work pissed off with everything and everybody and just looking for an excuse to blame somebody for everything that is wrong in their crappy lives, the world, the universe. Thoroughly unpleasant shitbags.
He’s nothing but an ill-tempered scrote.
Ill-tempered by AKACroatalin April 29, 2015

Room Temperature Challenge 

When a person is killed its body temperature lowers to that of the room it's in. Clearly you never want to win the room temperature challenge.
The robber thought he could get away with the money but ended up taking the room temperature challenge.

latina temper 

The act of having compassion then yelling & being pissed off to crying in a matter of minutes, all while mantaining an attitude.
latina temper by LatinaTruth August 27, 2015

templehall

A place in Kirkcaldy where you will find hardcore chavies. You may be asked alot if you have 30p from junkies, and stabbing is a very common thing. Templehall is the place you will find all the murders in Kirkcaldy and maybe not the ideal place to stay. Also a place you will find teenagers drinking thinking they are hard. Also known as t-hall to the locals.
Junkie 1; cumn oot peevin the nyt lod
Junkie 2; aye san al bring the buck'
Junkie 3;PEEVE OAN in templehall
templehall by 2K12 July 13, 2012