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shui

pronounced "shwe" (as in feng shui)

adjective used to describe something that is pleasing, stylish, cool, or excellent usually by virtue of the way it looks
"Those shoes are really shui. Where did you get them?"
by creaternity April 6, 2006
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BILF

BILF is BOSS I'd Like to Fuck.
The whole point of having the acronym (like MILF) is that it's a bit taboo.
My BILF works me really hard. Yeah, baby.

Oooh, the BILF is coming! Time for me to stand by the copier and look cute....
by creaternity June 12, 2006
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catster

A cat networking site, similar to friendster, where a cat can have a webpage containing photos, hobbies, and a friends list.
No, I am not kidding. It exists.
Also, there is a dogster. Same purpose, but for dogs.
Lame Internet Addict: Wow, my cat has more friends on catster than I have on friendster! How did this happen???
L.I.A.'s cat: Let's face it, pal. I am way cuter than you.
by creaternity April 27, 2006
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pitwind

the vile draft of B.O. that surrounds a person with poor hygiene or poor grasp of the deoderant concept
You can smell Landphil's pitwind coming long before he's in sight.
by creaternity May 15, 2006
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gaymunity

the immunity you get from your parents for whatever they know about your sex/dating life because your brother or sister is gay
My mother would never let my boyfriend and me sleep in the same room at her house except for the gaymunity I have from my lesbian sister.

My parents have stopped lecturing me about "living in sin" ever since they found out the truth about my brother's "roommate"; I love the new gaymunity.
by creaternity April 6, 2006
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loser lot

the parking lot, or section of parking lot, that is farthest away from the driver's place of employment or other (for example: shopping) destination
the loser lot is where you park when all the good, aka close, spots have been taken
Employee: The worst part about being late for work was parking in the loser lot. I had to walk, like, a mile from my car to get to the building.

Shopper: Damn, this mall is crowded; No wonder we had to park in the loser lot!
by creaternity May 23, 2006
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poophole loophole

The logic that allows girls who are saving their virginity for marriage to instead have premarital anal intercourse.
Typically the boyfriends of such girls will convince them that, if they take it in the ass and don't pop the cherry, they're still pure and virginal.
Guy 1: "I'm bummed because this hot chick I dated is saving herself for marriage."
Guy 2: "Just explain the poophole loophole to her and you'll score for sure."

Chick: "Thank goodness for the poophole loophole. Now I can honestly tell God and my parents that I am a virgin."
by creaternity April 6, 2006
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