41 definitions by creaternity
somebody who hovers around free sample counters in food stores and/or takes more than one free sample
Person 1: Look at that sample slut blocking the bakery counter
Person 2: Yeah, she thinks "Try One" means try one, then try another one, and another one....
Person 2: Yeah, she thinks "Try One" means try one, then try another one, and another one....
by creaternity July 4, 2006
1. The person in the audience at a concert, play, movie, etc, who forgot to turn off his/her cell phone and is reminded of that fact by getting a call during the event, much to the irritation of everyone else nearby.
2. Someone who feels the need to yell into his/her cell phone far above and beyond normal conversational volume, much to the irritation of everyone else nearby.
2. Someone who feels the need to yell into his/her cell phone far above and beyond normal conversational volume, much to the irritation of everyone else nearby.
Distant reverberating phone ring: beep boop boop beepity beep boop boop!
Other people in audience: What a celltard!
Celltard: BLAH BLAH BLLAAHHHH! BBBLLLAAHHH!
Other people: Shh!
Other people in audience: What a celltard!
Celltard: BLAH BLAH BLLAAHHHH! BBBLLLAAHHH!
Other people: Shh!
by creaternity April 29, 2006
Chief Financial Officer
Close cousin to the CEO, except this is the guy who's in charge of coordinating a company's insider trading and profit inflation scams and getting the documents shredded afterwards.
Close cousin to the CEO, except this is the guy who's in charge of coordinating a company's insider trading and profit inflation scams and getting the documents shredded afterwards.
Andrew Fastow, the former CFO of Enron, is in jail for helping orchestrate one of the biggest corporate investment scams of the century. His boss, CEO Kenneth Lay, pretended he didn't know what Fastow was up to in order to save his own ass. What a bunch of scumbags.
by creaternity April 17, 2006
A substitute for the word "use" to be employed when you want to make something sound more important or difficult than it really is.
Person says: "We utilize an alphabetical schematic to organize our records."
Translate: "We file documents alphabetically."
Translate: "We file documents alphabetically."
by creaternity March 21, 2006
A truly lovely state, by certain standards, where the unofficial motto is...
"Alabama: At Least We're Not Mississippi!"
"Alabama: At Least We're Not Mississippi!"
by creaternity April 20, 2006
noun. A church that has been converted into commercial offices in a not-so-subtle manner
OR
adj. Describing a building that was clearly once a church and is now an office building.
Close cousin of the chondo, a church that has been converted into condos.
OR
adj. Describing a building that was clearly once a church and is now an office building.
Close cousin of the chondo, a church that has been converted into condos.
To get to the adult video store, go down the street and take a right at the choffice. Can't miss the neon sign two blocks up on the left.
My dad works in a choffice building on Main Street; Ironic, considering that he's the CFO of an HMO.
My dad works in a choffice building on Main Street; Ironic, considering that he's the CFO of an HMO.
by creaternity April 17, 2006
Nickname for the highway (I-495) that encircles Washington DC through the surrounding states of Virginia and Maryland.
A defining feature of your DC-respective locale is whether it is inside or outside the beltway.
"Inside the beltway" can also refer generically to politics in the US capital city.
A defining feature of your DC-respective locale is whether it is inside or outside the beltway.
"Inside the beltway" can also refer generically to politics in the US capital city.
Person 1: I live in DC.
Person 2: No you don't. You live in Bethesda.
Person 1: Well, yeah, but it's inside the beltway.
Commuter 1: Traffic on the beltway sucked this morning.
Commuter 2: It always sucks. That's why I take the Metro.
Person 2: No you don't. You live in Bethesda.
Person 1: Well, yeah, but it's inside the beltway.
Commuter 1: Traffic on the beltway sucked this morning.
Commuter 2: It always sucks. That's why I take the Metro.
by creaternity May 16, 2006