telephoning

a form of illegal fishing using electricity

Grab the battery, we're going telephoning!

by winston38 August 24, 2007

Telephonically

adv. By telephonic means or processes; by the use of the telephone.

Can I please recieve the secret code
That if enetered telephonically
Would pass me through to you
Which means it will be your beautiful ass number?

by BeccaMarieee December 9, 2008

telephonitis

A common disorder precipitated by the overconsumption of alcohol causing the hammered sufferer to reach out by phone to every last person in their telephone contact list.

In a state of tragic undeniable pathos, a bad case of telephonitis drove her to make attempt after attempt to communicate absolutely nothing of importance with seriously shitfaced unintelligible slurring and an endless flood of tears!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 29, 2020

teleboning

An alternate term for the practice known as "phone sex." This involves two people exchanging naughty remarks back and forth in order to sexually arouse one another.

Billy: "Hey baby I miss you a ton"
Susie: "It's been so long since I've seen you, I miss the fun times we have together."
Billy: "How about I telebone you later to put you at ease?"
Susie: "Sounds great baby I love teleboning you, can't wait!"

by jhepp23 April 27, 2014

Telephonic relief

To achieve orgasm through phone sex

Amy was suddenly alarmed that her telephonic relief may have awakened her parents down the hall.

by Felicity Church June 5, 2009

telephonical

to be a part of something, like a group or something, only by telephone.

I am part of your gang telephonically, because I talk to your friends on the phone.

by Anna Trikyon August 25, 2008

telephonic jihad

1) When someone brings a holywar to you as they can't talk to you in person. 2) When incompetent graduate students are afraid to talk to you in person so they call instead.

Mohammed brought a telephonic jihad to me this morning, wish he'd just come over

by Bubba-that guy February 11, 2010