telephoning

a form of illegal fishing using electricity

Grab the battery, we're going telephoning!

by winston38 August 24, 2007

Telephonically

adv. By telephonic means or processes; by the use of the telephone.

Can I please recieve the secret code
That if enetered telephonically
Would pass me through to you
Which means it will be your beautiful ass number?

by BeccaMarieee December 09, 2008

The Telephone

When you put a thumb in her butt and a pinky in her vagina using one hand, keeping the middle 3 fingers in a fist.

She gave me the phone signal at the bar and I gave her the telephone the next day.

by ThePhoneHandler March 23, 2017

telephonitis

A common disorder precipitated by the overconsumption of alcohol causing the hammered sufferer to reach out by phone to every last person in their telephone contact list.

In a state of tragic undeniable pathos, a bad case of telephonitis drove her to make attempt after attempt to communicate absolutely nothing of importance with seriously shitfaced unintelligible slurring and an endless flood of tears!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 29, 2020

telephone

A popular IRL chat client of the 20th century.

Guy 1: Dude, the funniest thing happened when I was talking on the telephone yesterday.
Guy 2: Telephone? Isn't that that antiquated thing my grandma uses?

by tofudragon May 06, 2008

Telephone

What people used in the 1300's and before. The telephone was often used by dinosaurs as a fetch toy. Telephones are like cell phones, only 100 times worse because they are the primitive version. The first person to make a telephone was God's great grandfather.

Last time I heard that I had to get off of my telephone.

by My Name Is George July 11, 2011

telephoned

when a word or phrase becomes completely garbled and misinterpreted due to misinformation of said original word or phrase

"Non-factual statements such as paraphrases or reported speech can become telephoned due to misinformed spread of knowledge"

by Anonymous_Reader April 02, 2017