Telephonians

The chipmunk-like creatures that live in the telephone wires and transfer the words from one receiver to the other. The "Static" as people call it, is the low hiss as a result of the Telephonians getting upset. Telephonians are not commonly recognized by others, as the government fears that PETA would try to intervene in the telephone system by calling this display of teamwork "Animal Abuse." Telephonians are believed to be direct descendents from Jesus, as they seem to have eternal life. No dead Telephonian has ever been sighted.

"Hey Jesus, say hi to the telephonians for me!"

Telephonians by JesusApprentice September 21, 2011

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telephonitis

A common disorder precipitated by the overconsumption of alcohol causing the hammered sufferer to reach out by phone to every last person in their telephone contact list.

In a state of tragic undeniable pathos, a bad case of telephonitis drove her to make attempt after attempt to communicate absolutely nothing of importance with seriously shitfaced unintelligible slurring and an endless flood of tears!

telephonitis by Dr Bunnygirl October 29, 2020

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telephoning

a form of illegal fishing using electricity

Grab the battery, we're going telephoning!

telephoning by winston38 August 24, 2007

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Pinecus Telephonicus

A 5G cell tower antenna that is *disguised* as a Pine tree, usually in urban areas. 🌲 📶 📡 🌲

If you look closely, that's NOT a real Pine tree. It's a Pinecus Telephonicus.

Pinecus Telephonicus by NobodyHereButUsChickens May 22, 2024

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Pinecus Telephonicus

A 5G cell phone tower disguised as a Pine tree, so people don't notice them much - esp. in urban areas.

That's not a real Pine tree, it's just a Pinecus Telephonicus.

Pinecus Telephonicus by NobodyHereButUsChickens May 22, 2024

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Pinecus Telephonicus

A 5G cell tower disguised as a Pine tree in urban areas.

The Pinecus Telephonicus really blends in with those trees near the school.

Pinecus Telephonicus by NobodyHereButUsChickens May 26, 2024

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

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