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Telephonite 

Someone who works in the telecommunications field. This person lives and breathes the voice side of communications rather than the data side. Fron the old school of dial tone creation.
'All the people who worked for me at Verizon were terrific Telephonites'.
Telephonite by telecomking July 20, 2009

telephonizer

When you are constantly on your phone while you are at the class.
Melissa sent you a foursquare request”
Teacher: Melissa we are at the class wth?! You are a true telephonizer!
telephonizer by MamaStella January 29, 2018

Pinecus Telephonicus 

A 5G cell tower antenna that is *disguised* as a Pine tree, usually in urban areas. 🌲 📶 📡 🌲
If you look closely, that's NOT a real Pine tree. It's a Pinecus Telephonicus.

Pinecus Telephonicus 

A 5G cell phone tower disguised as a Pine tree, so people don't notice them much - esp. in urban areas.
That's not a real Pine tree, it's just a Pinecus Telephonicus.

Pinecus Telephonicus 

A 5G cell tower disguised as a Pine tree in urban areas.
The Pinecus Telephonicus really blends in with those trees near the school.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026