telephonitis

A common disorder precipitated by the overconsumption of alcohol causing the hammered sufferer to reach out by phone to every last person in their telephone contact list.

In a state of tragic undeniable pathos, a bad case of telephonitis drove her to make attempt after attempt to communicate absolutely nothing of importance with seriously shitfaced unintelligible slurring and an endless flood of tears!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 29, 2020

telephonesis

(n.) possessing the awesome ability to read one another's thoughts via telephone.

Patrick: What am I thinking?
Lena: Of bikini-clad girls eating cheeseburgers in your car.
Patrick: Fuckin' A. You have the power of telephonesis.
Lena: Damn straight.

by bitchslap6969 September 19, 2010

Telephoneiris

the iris of a telephone. simply the microcosm of a phone causing permanent hair damage and the cuticle of ones ear lobe being suctioned to the receiving end of a conversation.

telephoneiris, when talking on the phone. feeling of electrical device stuck to your ear. at the same time making your hair distraught. thus making the side of your head, used to talk, in pain.

by Rainbow y Killy March 8, 2010

Telephonians

The chipmunk-like creatures that live in the telephone wires and transfer the words from one receiver to the other. The "Static" as people call it, is the low hiss as a result of the Telephonians getting upset. Telephonians are not commonly recognized by others, as the government fears that PETA would try to intervene in the telephone system by calling this display of teamwork "Animal Abuse." Telephonians are believed to be direct descendents from Jesus, as they seem to have eternal life. No dead Telephonian has ever been sighted.

"Hey Jesus, say hi to the telephonians for me!"

by JesusApprentice September 21, 2011

Telephonite

Someone who works in the telecommunications field. This person lives and breathes the voice side of communications rather than the data side. Fron the old school of dial tone creation.

'All the people who worked for me at Verizon were terrific Telephonites'.

by telecomking July 20, 2009

Pinecus Telephonicus

A 5G cell tower antenna that is *disguised* as a Pine tree, usually in urban areas. 🌲 📶 📡 🌲

If you look closely, that's NOT a real Pine tree. It's a Pinecus Telephonicus.

by NobodyHereButUsChickens May 22, 2024

Pinecus Telephonicus

A 5G cell phone tower disguised as a Pine tree, so people don't notice them much - esp. in urban areas.

That's not a real Pine tree, it's just a Pinecus Telephonicus.

by NobodyHereButUsChickens May 22, 2024