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Baddest mutha known to human nature. Shes the most stunning, beautiful, admirable, addorable woman ever. Shes probably a ninja or some other kickass profession eg. owner of your ASS/MUM. And the best wing attack ever known to the universe. She should be able to fly because of her stunning beauty and she definately makes it rain. You can't deny her talent because everything you can do, she does better. Tahlea will never be gumby or lanky and is able to jump and land without her ankles shaking.

Tahlea is able to sore through the sky and kill you just with her stunning beauty. But she will never show it because everyone will be jealous and try and kill her, then she will have to kill them.
Anyone who sees Tahlea wants to have sex wit her. This is not only for males but females aswell. Her sexiness is most undeniable.

She is an absolute hottie and when ever she walks into a room everyone wants to be a her
Male one: OMG I love her!! She is sooo Tahlea
Male two: YES!! Why is there a dead man over there?
Male one: He must have been killed by Tahleas stunning beauty
Tahlea by gangster gee August 25, 2009
Related Words
tehlea • Teleah • tealeaves • tahleah • Tahleatha • tehle • tehlia • telea • Teleaha • Theleah
A girl that has high expectations in life and doesnt really know what she wants when it comes too boys. Tehlia is somebody with large breasts and brown/deep blue eyes and can often be moody
'hey wheres tehlia?'
tehlia: 'im right here you fuckwit'
tehlia by tilzy178 September 5, 2011

teleanxiety 

A condition developed by call center agents, customer service agents, and telemarketers due to the stress of dealing with rude and abusive customers on the phone all day long.
That call center job left me with a serious case of teleanxiety. I will never work another pitiful job like that again.
Pronounced Ta-lee-a. An amazing, wonderful friend. Typically is short with long hair. A massive goody-goody. Mostly goes for annoying boys that are nice underneath. A driven woman over obssesed with doing well in school. Any one should be lucky to have her.
1. Wow. She is such a good friend. She must be a Tahleah.
2. What a goody-two-shoes. Shes being such a tahleah.
3. Shes running for student representative, She is a tahleah.
tahleah by TheQueen111 May 13, 2016
Thief. From cockney rhyming slang.
"Oi!!! Get back 'ere you 'kin tealeaf!!"
Tealeaf by killer whale April 7, 2005
She is an amazing girl who is smart and sarcastic at the same time. She never lets insults get to her and is always dreaming. She is an artist and is loyal to her friends.
"Woah! Teleah got an 100 on the test....again."
Teleah by Random-Ramen July 13, 2017
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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