niggerolex

a fake rolex commonly worn by would-be rappers in order to pick up chicks
That two bit rapper was flashing his niggerolex down at the bar for all to see. Anyone with half a brain knows its fake.
by alchoholicanonymous December 11, 2016
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watermelonoma

A type of brain cancer typically contracted by the negro population which makes them desire Watermelon with every meal. See also Chicken Pox.
Dat nigga gotz a a bad case of Watermelonoma.
by alchoholicanonymous April 07, 2015
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Zimmermania

An emotion that white people feel while their communities are being infested with undesirables and minorities.
Ferguson Missouri cops have a bad case of Zimmermania.
by alchoholicanonymous April 06, 2015
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windows pista

Windows OS which for some reason won't work worth shit. It came after Windows XP and before Windows 7. Gee, I think I'll just say "fuck it" and switch to Linux.
I had to upgrade my version of windows since Windows Pista will no longer work.
by alchoholicanonymous March 28, 2015
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life

A brutal and cruel experiment to see how much injustice, inconvenience, anxiety, frustration, or abuse someone can suffer before they either go raving mad or end up committing suicide. Proof of this are the two only certainties of life which are death and taxes, both of which are negative things.
by alchoholicanonymous June 21, 2015
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Obamarig

The act of a President illegally using executive power to pass a bill or law without the approval of congress.
Obama just obamarigged another unconstitutional immigration law onto the books.
by alchoholicanonymous April 09, 2015
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califoreigner

Citizens of the once great state of California are actually mostly foreigners, making white folks the vast minority. This also accounts for the fact that the state always chalks up 55 electoral votes for the liberals every stinking election.
I was trying to drive thru LA, but kept being cut off by califoreigners. These califoreigners are making the state unsafe for white folks.
by alchoholicanonymous March 28, 2015
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