alchoholicanonymous's definitions

Obumfuk

A term describing the Obama Administration's effect on our economy and our society as a whole. Also referring to Obama or his policies fucking something or someone up the ass.

America was such a great nation before it was Obumfuked.

by alchoholicanonymous April 6, 2015

Obamarig

The act of a President illegally using executive power to pass a bill or law without the approval of congress.

Obama just obamarigged another unconstitutional immigration law onto the books.

by alchoholicanonymous April 9, 2015

watermelonoma

A type of brain cancer typically contracted by the negro population which makes them desire Watermelon with every meal. See also Chicken Pox.

Dat nigga gotz a a bad case of Watermelonoma.

by alchoholicanonymous April 6, 2015

Obortion

Any abortion which takes place during Obama's reign of terror. Any abortion that can be attributed or linked to Obama's stance on partial birth abortion, stem cell research, or any late term abortion.

She got knocked up, and Obamacare came to the rescue by fully funding her Obortion.

by alchoholicanonymous April 7, 2015

windows pista

Windows OS which for some reason won't work worth shit. It came after Windows XP and before Windows 7. Gee, I think I'll just say "fuck it" and switch to Linux.

I had to upgrade my version of windows since Windows Pista will no longer work.

by alchoholicanonymous March 30, 2015

teleanxiety

A condition developed by call center agents, customer service agents, and telemarketers due to the stress of dealing with rude and abusive customers on the phone all day long.

That call center job left me with a serious case of teleanxiety. I will never work another pitiful job like that again.

by alchoholicanonymous May 16, 2015

Zimmermania

An emotion that white people feel while their communities are being infested with undesirables and minorities.

Ferguson Missouri cops have a bad case of Zimmermania.

by alchoholicanonymous April 6, 2015