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Near the end of a tobacco pouch, if one has had it a while, the tobacco looks like the leaves inside of teabags. It is powdery, generally has to be scraped from the pouch. It's hard to roll with, especially when windy, and tastes like crap.

"Oh bugger, i've only got tealeaves left"
"Margery, could i have a cigarrete, I have tobacco, but its hard to roll with tealeaves.

tealeaves by corned_beef January 29, 2005

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tea leaves

Aka meat curtains, labia hanging/stretched downwards/ honed.

Leena was intoxicated yanking on her tea leaves for Johnny numbing it up.

tea leaves by flippersideways November 22, 2013

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Tea Leaves

Created from the horror story 'Black Coffee', you say tea leaves before anything that is sexual or could be an innuendo.

Tea leaves - I'm on top of you.

Tea leaves - ow.

Tea leaves - mmm.. that tastes good......

Tea leaves - I've just realised you're a man. Sorry for the inconvenience.

Tea Leaves by iAteUrSandwich November 14, 2011

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Tea leaves

What poor people smoke instead of weed

Stoner: do you have 25cents
Bystander: no why?

Stoner: I need some tea leaves

Bystander: that's screwed up man

Tea leaves by Joseph bombardier July 9, 2015

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Tijuana Tea Leaves

A nickname for marijuana based on the fact that a lot of marijuana is smuggled in from Mexico, often around Tijuana.

Tony and I smoked some Tijuana Tea Leaves we got from a Mexican

Tijuana Tea Leaves by weeeeeeeeeddssssss September 1, 2009

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Televestite

Internet transvestite.
Man pretending to be a woman, or woman pretending to be a man.
Complete with fake names, icons, avatar.
Invites the unsuspecting into hot-talk.

Guy: I met this cool chick on chat. She got me so horny, i fapped.
Friend: That wasnt a chick, that was a televestite. You just had gay net-sex!
Guy: No way! her picture was hot!
Friend: Her picture was from a tabloid, plug it into tineye!
Guy: I aint gay.
Friend: LOL

Televestite by kyenne July 18, 2011

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want me to read your tea leaves?

What you say to a girl to get her into your bedroom.

"Want me to read your tea leaves?"
"Sure,"
"Follow me."

want me to read your tea leaves? by Soiled Undergarment August 13, 2003

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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