tealeaves

Near the end of a tobacco pouch, if one has had it a while, the tobacco looks like the leaves inside of teabags. It is powdery, generally has to be scraped from the pouch. It's hard to roll with, especially when windy, and tastes like crap.

"Oh bugger, i've only got tealeaves left"
"Margery, could i have a cigarrete, I have tobacco, but its hard to roll with tealeaves.

by corned_beef January 29, 2005

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tea leaves

Aka meat curtains, labia hanging/stretched downwards/ honed.

Leena was intoxicated yanking on her tea leaves for Johnny numbing it up.

by flippersideways November 22, 2013

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Tea Leaves

Created from the horror story 'Black Coffee', you say tea leaves before anything that is sexual or could be an innuendo.

Tea leaves - I'm on top of you.

Tea leaves - ow.

Tea leaves - mmm.. that tastes good......

Tea leaves - I've just realised you're a man. Sorry for the inconvenience.

by iAteUrSandwich November 14, 2011

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Tea leaves

What poor people smoke instead of weed

Stoner: do you have 25cents
Bystander: no why?

Stoner: I need some tea leaves

Bystander: that's screwed up man

by Joseph bombardier July 9, 2015

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Tijuana Tea Leaves

A nickname for marijuana based on the fact that a lot of marijuana is smuggled in from Mexico, often around Tijuana.

Tony and I smoked some Tijuana Tea Leaves we got from a Mexican

by weeeeeeeeeddssssss September 1, 2009

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Televestite

Internet transvestite.
Man pretending to be a woman, or woman pretending to be a man.
Complete with fake names, icons, avatar.
Invites the unsuspecting into hot-talk.

Guy: I met this cool chick on chat. She got me so horny, i fapped.
Friend: That wasnt a chick, that was a televestite. You just had gay net-sex!
Guy: No way! her picture was hot!
Friend: Her picture was from a tabloid, plug it into tineye!
Guy: I aint gay.
Friend: LOL

by kyenne July 18, 2011

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