tehle

A tehle is a pineapple that is dyed teal and tastes like strawberries.

person 1: man this tehle tastes so good

person 2: i know right! it tastes exactly like strawberries and is bright teal!

by fram man August 31, 2017

tehle

An amazing individual who is smart, funny, pretty. And just overall a great friend and human being. She loves to play soccer an incurage people to do their best. Whether it is academic based or trying for sports or just life. She loves Greys Anatomy and enjoys scary shows. She is a dare devil and loves to take her breathe on roller coasters. Her parents are the best ever and her siblings are interesting. But you have to stay with them to love them even more. She is friends with everyone. She loves to shop especially at TJ MAXX! You can always forgive her because it hard to be mad at her.

Tehle is......................

by Tehle August 31, 2017

teheheheheh

Used for any type of answer. Usually in a more immature fashion, used with teenage boys.

Yo bro are you going to take the test?

teheheheheh

Wanna get lunch tomorrow?
teheheheheh

You bitch
teheheheheh

by BigSweatyWang February 6, 2019

telebong

The act of smoking a bong on Skype or a similar service.

Hey dude, lets connect online later and we can Telebong!

by lolcat216 September 22, 2018

Telebate

(verb). The act of masterbating while working remotely or teleworking.

John didn't get much done when he was working from home. He just wanted to telebate instead.

by Mdad28 January 3, 2014

tele-hell

1. When you really, really need to speak with a live person at a company, but the computerized call system keeps booting you around.

2. When a computerized call system keeps misunderstanding what you're saying, even when you're speaking super slowly and clearly.

1. (Dialing) "Oh, man, I really need to talk to someone about that $875 pay-per-view charge on my cable bill." "For account information, press 1. For sales, press 2." "No, no, I need a real person!" (Alternately pressing 0, asterisk, and the pound symbol) "Welcome to the outages hotline." Agggggh, I'm in tele-hell!!!" 2. (Dialing) "Oh, man, I really need to talk to someone about fixing my smashed phone." "For technical support, say, 'support.' "Suuh-pooort." "I think you said, 'USB port.' Is that correct?" "No, support! Suuuhhhh-pooooorrrrt!! Agggggh, I'm in tele-hell!!!

by WordOfArt July 19, 2010

tehreem

The most amazing best friend you could ever ask for. The one that will stand by your side forever and never leave you. The one that loves you like a sister and will do anything for you.

Tehreem is my best friend since freshman year and i have never met a person like her.

by reebo November 19, 2013