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textastrophe
When you accidentally text the wrong person a really embarrassing message.
-- (Potentially) better sounding than "text-mergency" via. CW's Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
-- (Potentially) better sounding than "text-mergency" via. CW's Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
textastrophe by dontTho September 21, 2016
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textastrophy
"I just texted Josh that I love him and that he's the reason I moved to West Covina. What a textastrophy!"
textastrophy by mcbexx September 18, 2016
Hakuna your tatas
An alternative phrase to "Calm your tits".
Other examples are "Sooth your boobs", "De-stress your breasts", "Undo the calamity that is your mammaries" and "Adjust your bust before it combusts".
I also like "Give your chest a rest" and "Don't have a rack attack".
Other examples are "Sooth your boobs", "De-stress your breasts", "Undo the calamity that is your mammaries" and "Adjust your bust before it combusts".
I also like "Give your chest a rest" and "Don't have a rack attack".
Jenna: OMG I'm stressing out over this test! If I don't get a good score, I'll fail the semester and then I'll fail the year, ruining my life and I'll end up homeless because I cant get a job and...
Mark: Dude, hakuna your tatas. It's just one test.
Mark: Dude, hakuna your tatas. It's just one test.
Hakuna your tatas by Hakuna'd Tatas March 10, 2014
teatarded
an unintelligent tea party or republican obstructionist; a word that sarah palin finds acceptable coming from a right-wing pundit but unacceptable coming from a spitfire dem.
Tentaspy
Cecaelian Frenchman with a penchant for Scouts and cigarettes. Commonly found in the sewers beneath 2Fort, this multi-limbed gentlemen is constantly on the hunt for a mate, oftentimes choosing a buck-toothed young man or, less commonly, a middle-aged German. Copulation usually involves some struggle, but the Tentaspy is built for this, with multiple tentacles made for lovin'. Once mating has been concluded, the Tentaspy may or may not snap the neck of, if not entirely devour, his mate, so that he leaves no evidence behind. Kinder Tentaspies may allow their partners to leave mostly unscathed, as they are believed to dislike wasting such a perfectly good piece of ass.
"If you're traversing the sewers and suddenly smell cigarettes and kalamari, you have most likely been spotted by a Tentaspy! Rape is imminent."
Tentaspy by UniqueScreenName November 12, 2009
TEXTAS
A STATE OF BEING IN WHICH ONE GETS LOST IN TEXT MESSAGING, WITH NO REGARDS TO WHAT IS HAPPENING AROUND THEM
TEXTAS by MYDAKUS APINYA December 21, 2010
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square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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