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1. nipples
3. breasts
2. nips
3. smuggling raisins
That strippers teats are hanging to the floor!
teats by Bud E Love May 5, 2003
well, that's just teats!

teats!
teats by PyroPenguin December 1, 2003
wow that dude has big ass teats
teats by brettisme666 May 27, 2006

devil's teats

I can't look at his naked torso; it's covered in the devil's teats
devil's teats by mistress vindaloo November 11, 2010

Bean Teats 

What you get when a cow's teats start to shoot out colored beans, also known as rainbow beans.
Little Johnny: Aunt Joanne! Come Quick! The cows have gone mad and have a disease!

Aunt Joanne: Oh no dear, that's just them shooting out their Bean Teats.
Bean Teats by ginomcdinkwad January 19, 2009

Lizzard Teats 

"Lets go to Dairy Queen and get some Lizzard Teats"
Lizzard Teats by Dirt Pimp July 12, 2009
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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