Teats 

A pair of Breasts

"Lick my black teats!"

Teats by Chuck Bullet April 13, 2004

teats 

1. nipples
3. breasts
2. nips
3. smuggling raisins

That strippers teats are hanging to the floor!

teats by Bud E Love May 5, 2003

teats 

my dad's favorite saying

well, that's just teats!

teats!

teats by PyroPenguin December 1, 2003

teats 

breasts, usually male

wow that dude has big ass teats

teats by brettisme666 May 27, 2006

devil's teats

moles covering the body

I can't look at his naked torso; it's covered in the devil's teats

devil's teats by mistress vindaloo November 11, 2010

Bean Teats 

What you get when a cow's teats start to shoot out colored beans, also known as rainbow beans.

Little Johnny: Aunt Joanne! Come Quick! The cows have gone mad and have a disease!

Aunt Joanne: Oh no dear, that's just them shooting out their Bean Teats.

Bean Teats by ginomcdinkwad January 19, 2009

Lizzard Teats 

Blizzard Treats at Dairy Queen

"Lets go to Dairy Queen and get some Lizzard Teats"

Lizzard Teats by Dirt Pimp July 12, 2009