TEXTAS
A STATE OF BEING IN WHICH ONE GETS LOST IN TEXT MESSAGING, WITH NO REGARDS TO WHAT IS HAPPENING AROUND THEM
TEXTAS by MYDAKUS APINYA December 21, 2010
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Textas by SkypeCreeper October 19, 2010
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texas bug fucker
An errant golf shot that fails to go airborne but skips very fast along the ground, never going higher than a foot or two. So fast, in fact, that the golf ball is figuratively fucking a bug. Called a Texas Bug Fucker by Texas golfers, and really by golfers everywhere.
Charlie topped the golf ball off the tea and it skittered so fast that it burned a path down the fairway. It was a real Texas Bug Fucker.
texas bug fucker by WordMan1965 April 29, 2014
King Ranch, Texas
The Largest ranch in the USA, having 600,000 acres. It's a tourist attraction as well as a working ranch. Spectacular to see!
King Ranch, Texas by Starchylde May 28, 2016
textastrophe
When you accidentally text the wrong person a really embarrassing message.
-- (Potentially) better sounding than "text-mergency" via. CW's Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
-- (Potentially) better sounding than "text-mergency" via. CW's Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
textastrophe by dontTho September 21, 2016
textationship
a friendly, romantic, sexual or intimate relationship, either brief or long-term, between two people whereby text messaging is utilized as the primary form of communication throughout, oftentimes due to one person's unwillingness and inability to express their feelings, unless at an impersonal level where senses, details and answers to questions and/or subject matter are intentionally avoided at the expense of disregarding and neglecting the need for sharing, giving, conveying a complete, forthright and respectful reply by other means of technology or face-to-face discussion.
My best friend ended the textationship with his girlfriend because of the many hours he was expected to spend engaging in arguments and discussion through text each day.
textationship by MCardonickRyan November 13, 2015
Texas Tyrant
Any number of Texas politicians who support radical, oppressive, or authoritarian government policies
Texas Tyrants typically support things like the Patriot Act, corporate power, and the war on women, while opposing healthcare, the environment, workers rights, gay rights etc.
Some examples of Texas Tyrants:
George W Bush
Rick Perry
Ted Cruz
Tom DeLay
Some examples of Texas Tyrants:
George W Bush
Rick Perry
Ted Cruz
Tom DeLay
Texas Tyrant by Real_American March 29, 2015
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Blexas
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
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