textastrophy

A text message send in error that will have life altering consequences for the worse.

"I just texted Josh that I love him and that he's the reason I moved to West Covina. What a textastrophy!"

by mcbexx September 18, 2016

textastrophy

Any text sent to the wrong person.

I just sent a text to the wrong person. It's a textastrophy!

by Bugstomper2 September 3, 2016

textastrophe

When you accidentally text the wrong person a really embarrassing message.

-- (Potentially) better sounding than "text-mergency" via. CW's Crazy Ex-Girlfriend

That text was not meant for Josh!! It's a textastrophe!

by dontTho September 21, 2016

textastrophe

A sudden misfortune, mishap or fiasco caused by text messaging at an inappropriate moment, ie. while walking or driving.

I was text messaging on my way to the movie and nearly walked into a pole. It was almost a total textastrophe.

by Tee-bag May 25, 2008

sextastrophy

something very undesirable that occurs during sexual intercourse. almost always shortly followed by the sudden, yet mutually agreed upon permanent separation of the copulating couple.

helen: "what happend with you and Bill? i thought you were still riding him like a wild dragon-steed..."

Betty: "what happened???!!! what HAPPENED???!! well let me tell you about Bill and the 'rusty trampoline' move he tried last night...boy was that a sextastrophy"

by jacky denver December 29, 2007

texstastrophy

When you accidentally send a really embarrassing wrong text to the wrong person and you can’t delete it.

“Bro I just sent a picture of my staff to my mom”
“Dude that’s a texstastrophy”

by Bigchunkofsteak.com August 3, 2022