teagasm

The exquisite feeling one gets on sipping really good tea that's reached the perfect temperature.

(Obvious combination of the words tea and orgasm.)

<sip> Ooh that's good! This Sainsbury Kenya blend nearly always gives me a teagasm.

by veektoastia February 9, 2010

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Teagasm

When an individual reaches sexual climax after hearing some hot gossip (aka the tea)

I just had a full blown teagasm after hearing that hot goss drop

by The Tea, Sis January 19, 2019

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teamgasm

When someone gets a kill/killstreak which exites the players team leading to lots of screaming/grunting/various praisings of god

*team* - OMG! OMG! you see that kill! O M G! "chill mates, dont teamgasm!"

by B247E August 19, 2010

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Telgasm is the act of bringing a girl to orgasm using only a spade shovel, cough drop, a door frame, and a telephone pole. Usually a dangerous task that should only be attempted by trained professionals.

Did you see that video with the telgasm in it?

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Last night was crazy! did you see Jess have that telgasm with Frank?

by Dee Iron October 10, 2010

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Tegasm

An explosion of pleasureable feeling after watching a video or looking at a picture of Tegan Quin. Both men and women are said to have experienced this. Those with Tegan Syndrome, those who practice Teganism and those who have experienced the Tegan Effect are more commonly prone to having one of these on a regular basis.

Friend 1: I was at the mall today and the strangest thing happened!
Friend 2: What happened?
Friend 1: "The Con" came on while I was in H&M and I just had a huge Tegasm in the middle of the store. Everyone was watching, it was so awkward.

by teganeffect June 6, 2013

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