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tamalavelocity 

The speed at which a friction burn from masturbation occurs.
Guy 1: Why are you walking funny?
Guy 2: Last night I accidentally achieved tamalavelocity.
tamalavelocity by HoratioGarfunkel September 15, 2006
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tawana brawley 

A hoaxer, claimed to have been raped and tortured by NYC police officers over a four day period. Her story was quickly proven to be a complete fabrication, but that didn't prevent Al Sharpton from turning it into an international scandal for the uninformed masses that believe everything they hear.
Tawana Brawley did a lot of damage with her lies, she should be ashamed of herself.
tawana brawley by The Dodger September 9, 2004

Takalani 

The sweetest girl ever, she's also really funny and has the biggest heart but a little bit of an attitude
person 1: why did Takalani leave the popular table to sit with the one guy without friends

person 2: because she's Takalani
Takalani by yourbitchlakelyn July 29, 2020

takalani 

Takalani means Happy .They turn to be really cool and grow to be cool parents they loving and caring they have a wild side .very prayerful.
Takalani vhana vha mukalaha

Be happy my father's kids

Takalani I appreciate you

Mostly called taki
takalani by Lawrencepd March 28, 2020

Tawakalitu 

A very beautiful girl....they are always black skin but are into light skin people they are stubborn but have a very good heart

They do find it hard to forget when they are been hurt they also cry alot if you ever come across a tawa cherish and love her cause if you do you will never regret
I love tawakalitu
Tawakalitu by anonymous November 2, 2020

Tamalaged 

To be attacked by a group of individuals who sell Tamales outside of the supermarket. Abusive, violent sales tactics. Normally carried out by the elder generation ie. Grandmothers/Abuelas that want badly for you to eat their specific brand of Tamales
While trying to leave my supermarket, I was tamalaged for not stopping and purchasing food from a stranger.
Tamalaged by BretwithoneT February 14, 2019
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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