The act of ejaculating into a sock and then hitting someone in the face with said soiled sock. This act is preferably
done while yelling "BOOM! T.N.T.!" at the moment of impact (the T.N.T. of course standing for "Tallahassee Night Train").
It is advised that any victim of a Tallahassee Night Train must
well and truly deserve it, otherwise any repercusions experienced later by the perpitrator at the hands of the victim is completely legal, in accordance with the Standard Dude Code. (Section 3-32C - "If you
hit anyone in the face with your
jizz, they better deserve it, or they have the full
right to kick your ass.")
"Oh
man. Eddie found out Lance banged his
girlfriend last night. So he dumped her and gave him a Tallahassee Night Train."
"
Damn, that's harsh. Well...at least Lance deserved it."