joshua's definitions

violator

A term used to describe the simultaneous insertion of middle and ring fingers in the vagina and the thumb into the anus.

Comes from the rhyme:
Two in the Pink,
One in the Stink.

I don't know exactly how we got to talking about the violator, but at least you learned something new.

by joshua January 29, 2004

Stump Lumpies

Slang for Genital Warts.

That skank prostitute down the street gave me a bad case of the Stump Lumpies

by Joshua January 18, 2004

poon sausage

a male's genitalia, similar to peen

"that girl is trying to get up on my poon sausage."

by joshua February 27, 2005

top loader

The act of defecating in the tank of a toilet. Also known as an upper decker.

I left them a top loader on my last day at the office.

by joshua September 29, 2003

fandango on core

A type of segfault that is rather mysterious. Often goes away when you try to debug it. Generally caused by a program writing out of bounds and either smashing the stack or destroying the core.

Hell! My code ran perfectly, up until it hit the new bit, at which point it performed a fandango on core.

by Joshua November 10, 2003

breezy

a loose female; a dumb female; usually said by a female about another female; less than a brizzle

She slept with every guy in our class; what a breezy!!

by joshua February 27, 2005

assrape

getten marred

what a wife dose to you

by joshua October 28, 2003