Tamalaged

To be attacked by a group of individuals who sell Tamales outside of the supermarket. Abusive, violent sales tactics. Normally carried out by the elder generation ie. Grandmothers/Abuelas that want badly for you to eat their specific brand of Tamales

While trying to leave my supermarket, I was tamalaged for not stopping and purchasing food from a stranger.

by BretwithoneT February 14, 2019

tamalavelocity

The speed at which a friction burn from masturbation occurs.

Guy 1: Why are you walking funny?
Guy 2: Last night I accidentally achieved tamalavelocity.

by HoratioGarfunkel September 15, 2006

Tamalamadingdong

The act of anal penetration using a bell, or rattle sounding maker of some sort, with a man called Matt.

“The bell slid right into Matt, his ass dingle dangled all day”

So you into tamalamadingdong or not?

by Tamalamadingdong July 28, 2018

Tamalaid

A Hispanic woman that is lesbian or bisexual that attempts to get pregnant by a wealthy white guy in which the woman has a girlfriend and has no intention of staying with the guy . She sleeps with the man to secure financial freedom and also because she would like a baby but is unable to get pregnant by her lesbian partner . The man thinks the woman likes him but it’s nothing more than for baby making .

She Tamalaid him .

She was trying to Tamalaid him but he caught on to it .

by The prophecy February 11, 2021