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tamalavelocity
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The
speed
at which a
friction burn
from
masturbation
occurs.
Guy 1: Why are you
walking funny
?
Guy 2:
Last night
I
accidentally
achieved tamalavelocity.
by
HoratioGarfunkel
September 15, 2006
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