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mom-tatorship 

Mom-tatorship. noun. A form of dictatorship without the dick. A loving mother rules over her children, household and family with strict boundaries and clearly defined rules to ensure that everything is kept on the straight and narrow. Milk will be consumed with every meal for healthy teeth and bones. Veggies will be eaten in the correct proportion daily. Please and Thank You will be used frequently. And, of course, teeth are brushed twice a day. Sadly this is not the innocent 1950's where girls and boys are sparkling with intelligence, politeness and a decent work ethic. But, dammit, we are trying to better the world one kid at a time!
This is not a democracy. This is a mom-tatorship. As your mom-tator, I will instruct you how life will be and you will comply or else you will be grounded until you are thirty! Someday, when you have kids, you will thank me for this…..
mom-tatorship by Mom-tator Supreme September 8, 2016

ic(k)tatorship 

1. A form of government (in countries ruled by white people) where the rights of israeli people matter more than those of the people of its own country.

2. Corporate organizations favoring zionists and laying off people who have humanitarian sympathy for and support Palestine.
Canada has become an ic(k)tatorship
ic(k)tatorship by batwoman7 October 27, 2023

Torships 

(noun) - When someone, most commonly a female, has her torso blend directly into her hips. Laking shapeliness or the desired hourglass figure. In other words, the upper body equivalent of a cankle. Jewish girls are notorious for this once they pass the age of 25, but just before they turn into full blown pear-shaped versions of their mothers.
Damn man, from the side, I saw those titties and thought mmm I might want me some. But once she turned and I saw those torships, I realized I would be in for a sweaty, bumpy ride.
Torships by dmoney$$$ May 10, 2010

titatorship 

The country was under a titatorship. The woman was scary, but beautiful.
titatorship by philip girlboss June 22, 2021

Texas Taterchip 

The act of pleasuring a female via fingers, while riding shotgun, and proceeding to dry out the excess VAG juice by means of sticking your hand out the window and taking a hearty bite out that taterchip
that texas taterchip tasted like battery acid
Texas Taterchip by km BJ December 22, 2004

reverse traitorship 

Being a traitor by putting the traitorship on everyone else.
David to Ben: What's for lunch?
Ben: Going to lunch with my GF, you can come if you want?
Michael to Group (10 mins later): Whats for lunch? Early lunch?
Ben to Group: I dunno I'm going with my GF but you guys go early without me.
David to Group: Ok I'll go with the group, have fun on your date Ben.
Ben to Group: David your a traitor you piece of shit.

BAM! Reverse traitorship!