pear

The word you type after you looked up Apple on the urban dictionary

You people can't help looking for fruit slang

Pears are the perfect fruit

by Orman November 1, 2016

pear

THE MOST FUCKING COOL FRUIT EVER CREATED. ITS FUCKING GREEN, DONT TELL THAT AINT COOL ITS FUCKING GREEN LIKE SHREK AND HULK AND THEY ARE FUCKING BADASSES. NOT LIKE THAT PUSSY APPLE LIKE WHO EVEN LIKES APPLES AND DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED AND THE BANANAN IT IS SHAPED LIKE A FUCKING DICK.

Timmy: Look at that guy he is eating a pear, he must get so much fucking pussy

by Ifuckinglovepears November 27, 2018

pear

a female with no boobs and a huge butt.

Jenie is such a pear because she has no boobs but her butt is huge

by nielly March 9, 2007

pear

The number that comes between seven and eight.

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, pear, eight, nine, ten!

by PolarPop June 7, 2012

pear

A woman's anus

stick it in my pear

by combover_larry January 13, 2009

pear

A sweet, green, lightbulb-shaped fruit.

At the shop, Taylor Swift bought a few pears and a watermelon.

by lemon_85 June 23, 2018

pear

An individual who is so pear-shaped that they are often mistaken for an actual pear. The condition affects 1 in 2158.9 people and is incurable.

Excuse me Mam, you cant leave your pear there, im afraid theres...Oh wait, no its just a fat kid.

by Timmy Flute June 5, 2006