Mom-tatorship.
noun. A form of dictatorship without the dick. A loving
mother rules over her children, household and family with strict boundaries and clearly defined rules to ensure that everything is kept on the straight and narrow. Milk
will be consumed with every meal for healthy teeth and bones. Veggies
will be eaten in the correct proportion daily. Please and Thank You
will be used frequently. And, of course, teeth are brushed twice a day. Sadly this is not the innocent 1950's where girls and boys are sparkling with intelligence, politeness and a decent work ethic. But, dammit, we are trying to better the world one kid at a time!
This is not a democracy. This is a mom-tatorship. As your mom-tator, I
will instruct you how life
will be and you
will comply or else you will be grounded until you are thirty! Someday, when you have kids, you will thank me for this…..