a term of endearment used for a friend who is prone to lack of common sense, good judgment, or general intelligence and knowledge in any one area being discussed.
"I pierced my nose and it hurt!"
"Of course it hurt! You stuck a sharp needle through it you tardlette!"
"Of course it hurt! You stuck a sharp needle through it you tardlette!"
by Natrajkumari October 29, 2007
Get the tardlette mug.1. Person is the female version of “Turd.”
2. Person whom is a girl (typically an 18-25 yr old) suffering from early life crisis.
3. Person exhibits weak excessive compulsive lying.
4. Person takes too much pride in itself and becomes consumed in conceitedness.
5. Person alienates all or not most of her former best or mutual friends.
6. Person takes care of “Turd” without nonstop sense of self-respect.
7. Person takes care of “Turd’s offspring” as if they were her own.
2. Person whom is a girl (typically an 18-25 yr old) suffering from early life crisis.
3. Person exhibits weak excessive compulsive lying.
4. Person takes too much pride in itself and becomes consumed in conceitedness.
5. Person alienates all or not most of her former best or mutual friends.
6. Person takes care of “Turd” without nonstop sense of self-respect.
7. Person takes care of “Turd’s offspring” as if they were her own.
Turdette: “Turd” is so like super fit you guys! Those ripped biceps of his and those washboard abs of steel. (has a keggar where his belly should be and flabby arms that touches the floor)
Turdette: No you guys, no one knows we are together. (her coworkers are double her age, takes time off the same time as Turd, even a 1st grader can piece that together)
Turdette: *shakes hands rapidly in the air* We’re not having sexual intercourse! (PAP tests are for sexually active individuals not for a specific STD verification test or just because your health insurance is coming to an end)
Turdette: You guys don’t understand, you’ve never been in a relationship with a guy. (majority of her friends are either dating or been in relationships for years)
Turdette: No you guys, no one knows we are together. (her coworkers are double her age, takes time off the same time as Turd, even a 1st grader can piece that together)
Turdette: *shakes hands rapidly in the air* We’re not having sexual intercourse! (PAP tests are for sexually active individuals not for a specific STD verification test or just because your health insurance is coming to an end)
Turdette: You guys don’t understand, you’ve never been in a relationship with a guy. (majority of her friends are either dating or been in relationships for years)
by EmancipateTheChildren December 4, 2010
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Get the tardlet mug.A retard in its infantile stage. This could be 1. literal (a retarded infant) or 2. metaphorical - describing something or someone that is so retarded that it lacks basic functional skills, motor or otherwise.
1. Wow - considering they are both retards, I'm grossly shocked that their baby isn't a tardlet.
2. There should really be a tardlet showdown: Snooki and Deena vs. All three Kardashian girls. Winner gets the tardlet medal of honor!!
3. Dude I look like such a tardlet in that pic.
2. There should really be a tardlet showdown: Snooki and Deena vs. All three Kardashian girls. Winner gets the tardlet medal of honor!!
3. Dude I look like such a tardlet in that pic.
by forealist May 9, 2012
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