terdette 

A rock hard terd synonymous with a hard pellet rather than a smooth snake poop.

Wow, I just had a terdette that felt like a BB coming out my behind!

terdette by Kitty and Spiderman June 8, 2009

Turdette 

1. Person is the female version of “Turd.”
2. Person whom is a girl (typically an 18-25 yr old) suffering from early life crisis.
3. Person exhibits weak excessive compulsive lying.
4. Person takes too much pride in itself and becomes consumed in conceitedness.
5. Person alienates all or not most of her former best or mutual friends.
6. Person takes care of “Turd” without nonstop sense of self-respect.
7. Person takes care of “Turd’s offspring” as if they were her own.

Turdette: “Turd” is so like super fit you guys! Those ripped biceps of his and those washboard abs of steel. (has a keggar where his belly should be and flabby arms that touches the floor)

Turdette: No you guys, no one knows we are together. (her coworkers are double her age, takes time off the same time as Turd, even a 1st grader can piece that together)

Turdette: *shakes hands rapidly in the air* We’re not having sexual intercourse! (PAP tests are for sexually active individuals not for a specific STD verification test or just because your health insurance is coming to an end)

Turdette: You guys don’t understand, you’ve never been in a relationship with a guy. (majority of her friends are either dating or been in relationships for years)

Turdette by EmancipateTheChildren December 4, 2010

Terette 

A beautiful being, a smile that can launch 1000 ships, a personality that glows, real, sexy, inspiring, motivational, fun-loving, adventurous, so faithful it often cause people to misunderstand them.

Terette is such a fly diva. When she smiles she lights up the room.

Terette by The describer February 3, 2010

turdette 

The female variant of turd, see turd

Mariah's a total turdette.

turdette by Pedi August 19, 2004

turdette 

A word popularized by a certain "Eddie Cebz" of the New City region dating back to the late 1980's.

A rather pleasant and non-descript remark. relating to the insignificance of a female turd. Also see jerkette

"It's my fackin word! ya wanka/turdette!"

turdette by The Original Kid Chameleon July 15, 2006

terettes 

a mental disease in which you can't controll random screaming or uncontrolled cursing

my frend ryder has terettes

terettes by weed king October 26, 2007

Turdettes Syndrom 

When a person is delibrately insulting on a regular basis and then claims you can't take a joke.

"I didn't mean it when I said you were an airhead. Don't be offended, I was only kidding"
"I am offended, you do something passive agressive like this every day, there is no excuse for your turdettes syndrom, at least people with tourettes can't help it"

Turdettes Syndrom by Jolarsystem September 4, 2009