turdlett 

something that is to small to be a turd making a turdlett

dude you call that a turd??? id say thats a turdlett

turdlett by trent&tim September 1, 2006

Turdette 

1. Person is the female version of “Turd.”
2. Person whom is a girl (typically an 18-25 yr old) suffering from early life crisis.
3. Person exhibits weak excessive compulsive lying.
4. Person takes too much pride in itself and becomes consumed in conceitedness.
5. Person alienates all or not most of her former best or mutual friends.
6. Person takes care of “Turd” without nonstop sense of self-respect.
7. Person takes care of “Turd’s offspring” as if they were her own.

Turdette: “Turd” is so like super fit you guys! Those ripped biceps of his and those washboard abs of steel. (has a keggar where his belly should be and flabby arms that touches the floor)

Turdette: No you guys, no one knows we are together. (her coworkers are double her age, takes time off the same time as Turd, even a 1st grader can piece that together)

Turdette: *shakes hands rapidly in the air* We’re not having sexual intercourse! (PAP tests are for sexually active individuals not for a specific STD verification test or just because your health insurance is coming to an end)

Turdette: You guys don’t understand, you’ve never been in a relationship with a guy. (majority of her friends are either dating or been in relationships for years)

Turdette by EmancipateTheChildren December 4, 2010

turtlette 

A small fragile turtle. No more than a few inches in diameter.

Elise I'm going to buy you a turtlette!

turtlette by Diston August 6, 2008

turdlets 

Small brown turd remnants left on the sides of the bowl or on the underside of the seat after explosive diarrhea. Turdlets often need repeated flushing in order to dislodge. When left in place too long, turdlets adhere to porcelain like concrete.

" Who had the balls to drop a deuce here and leave me a batch of turdlets?"

turdlets by Anonymous March 28, 2003

Turdlet 

(n) A small piece of fecal matter

someone left a turdlet in the toilet

Turdlet by Anonymous June 21, 2003

Turdlet 

Not to be mistaken with Trinklet, a turdlet is a wee bit larger than a trinklet. Usually seen as the "Lone Floater" in the commoded ocean. Also, usually this piece of fecal matter is more susceptable to being flushed on the initial dump cycle.

"Hey man, Don't let the turdlet get caught in your cheeks!"

Turdlet by CrazyBob62 May 8, 2006

turdette 

The female variant of turd, see turd

Mariah's a total turdette.

turdette by Pedi August 19, 2004