tangsterbate
tangsterbate by LUEshi January 13, 2005
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Tasterbate
When you're craving a certain food but don't have the ingredients, so you just eat a different food and pretend its the food you're craving. **Not to be mistaken for masturbating, when you pretend your hand is a vagina.**
Tasterbate by RookLovesRobertErhard July 25, 2011
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gangsterbate
To jerk off your own gangster ego.
The act of acting even more gangster than you are, so that others take notice.
The act of acting even more gangster than you are, so that others take notice.
Maaaaaan, all these fools shooting at each other lately.
No one gives a shit about them so they all gangsterbate one another to make people be scared of them.
No one gives a shit about them so they all gangsterbate one another to make people be scared of them.
gangsterbate by GReddyTalon March 30, 2021
wangsterbate
wangsterbate by spikeboy March 28, 2004
wangsterbate
wangsterbate by Jack November 22, 2003
Angsterbate
(Ang-ster-beyt)verb, -bated, -bating.
To shamelessly angst over your life and how sad and pathetic it is for the sheer pleasure of it, often resulting in verbal or emotional climax.
To shamelessly angst over your life and how sad and pathetic it is for the sheer pleasure of it, often resulting in verbal or emotional climax.
"Man, last night I angsterbated. It felt soooo good."
"And she wouldn't stop angsterbating! Talk about verbal climax all over the keyboard!"
"Yep. I do angsterbate. Don't you?"
"And she wouldn't stop angsterbating! Talk about verbal climax all over the keyboard!"
"Yep. I do angsterbate. Don't you?"
Angsterbate by Allison DC January 7, 2009
wangsterbate
wangsterbate by Bubba Backwater October 15, 2006
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