tangsterbate

The act of female masterbation, taken from the root words "poontang" and "masterbate."

I get highle aroused when I watch a woman tangsterbate.

tangsterbate by LUEshi January 13, 2005

Tasterbate 

When you're craving a certain food but don't have the ingredients, so you just eat a different food and pretend its the food you're craving. **Not to be mistaken for masturbating, when you pretend your hand is a vagina.**

I'm craving noodles but don't have em, guess I just tasterbate.

Tasterbate by RookLovesRobertErhard July 25, 2011

gangsterbate 

To jerk off your own gangster ego.

The act of acting even more gangster than you are, so that others take notice.

Maaaaaan, all these fools shooting at each other lately.

No one gives a shit about them so they all gangsterbate one another to make people be scared of them.

gangsterbate by GReddyTalon March 30, 2021

wangsterbate 

Same as masturbate, but only used for males.

I wangsterbated to some porn yesterday.

wangsterbate by spikeboy March 28, 2004

wangsterbate 

A form of physical exertion involving the wang in which it is furiously stroked.

I wangsterbated so hard that it fell off.

wangsterbate by Jack November 22, 2003

Angsterbate 

(Ang-ster-beyt)verb, -bated, -bating.

To shamelessly angst over your life and how sad and pathetic it is for the sheer pleasure of it, often resulting in verbal or emotional climax.

"Man, last night I angsterbated. It felt soooo good."

"And she wouldn't stop angsterbating! Talk about verbal climax all over the keyboard!"

"Yep. I do angsterbate. Don't you?"

Angsterbate by Allison DC January 7, 2009

wangsterbate 

(verb)
To act like a Wangster.

Those wiggers just hang out at the mall and wangsterbate.

wangsterbate by Bubba Backwater October 15, 2006