Angsterbater
A person who gets off (seeget off) on being negative all the time and finds things to complain about.
Angsterbater by Benzito November 14, 2004
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angsturbate
the act of pleasuring yourself in response to dark, intense, emotional stimuli; commonly found in anime fan-fiction communities.
She found intense pleasure knowing that Light fangirls would angsturbate furiously to her dark, intense, Death Note fic.
angsturbate by talonsage January 14, 2009
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assterbater
A one legged man whore who masturbates other men in their asshole's! And/or any man who uses another mans ass to masturbate.
Me: Hey John stop being an assterbater you gay fuck!:)
Kevin: No fuck that, I like it when he uses me to assterbate.
Me: YALL BETTER CALM DOWN WITH THAT SHIT!
Kevin: No fuck that, I like it when he uses me to assterbate.
Me: YALL BETTER CALM DOWN WITH THAT SHIT!
assterbater by Jer and Ca$H February 28, 2008
Angsterbate
(Ang-ster-beyt)verb, -bated, -bating.
To shamelessly angst over your life and how sad and pathetic it is for the sheer pleasure of it, often resulting in verbal or emotional climax.
To shamelessly angst over your life and how sad and pathetic it is for the sheer pleasure of it, often resulting in verbal or emotional climax.
"Man, last night I angsterbated. It felt soooo good."
"And she wouldn't stop angsterbating! Talk about verbal climax all over the keyboard!"
"Yep. I do angsterbate. Don't you?"
"And she wouldn't stop angsterbating! Talk about verbal climax all over the keyboard!"
"Yep. I do angsterbate. Don't you?"
Angsterbate by Allison DC January 7, 2009
Assterbater
Assterbater a guy who has a Pinterest vision board of girls asses of all shapes, colors and sizes and masterbates to them all the time.
Geez Tony, Ithink I’m an assterbater. I can’t cum unless I’m looking at multiple girls asses when I jack.
Assterbater by Ricardo Cabesa July 29, 2018
Assterbater
A man who has a pinterest vision board of women's asses-all shapes, colors and sizes. Asses with thongs, naked asses, starfucker asses, and who can only CUM when he jacks to asses. Therefore he is an ASSTERBATER
"Hey Tony, I"m defiantly an ASSTERBATER...I have to Jack to girls assess or I can't cum. Im an Assterbater to the 1000th power.
Assterbater by Ricardo Cabesa July 29, 2018
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Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
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TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.