A man who has a pinterest vision board of women's asses-all shapes, colors and sizes. Asses with thongs, naked asses, starfucker asses, and who can only CUM when he jacks to asses. Therefore he is an ASSTERBATER
"Hey Tony, I"m defiantly an ASSTERBATER...I have to Jack to girls assess or I can't cum. Im an Assterbater to the 1000th power.
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)