(Ang-ster-beyt)verb, -bated, -bating.
To shamelessly angst over your life and how sad and pathetic it is for the sheer pleasure of it, often resulting in verbal or emotional climax.
To shamelessly angst over your life and how sad and pathetic it is for the sheer pleasure of it, often resulting in verbal or emotional climax.
"Man, last night I angsterbated. It felt soooo good."
"And she wouldn't stop angsterbating! Talk about verbal climax all over the keyboard!"
"Yep. I do angsterbate. Don't you?"
"And she wouldn't stop angsterbating! Talk about verbal climax all over the keyboard!"
"Yep. I do angsterbate. Don't you?"
by Allison DC January 7, 2009
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"Dude where'd you go last night"
"i left to go angerbate, that one kid was pissing me off"
"Dude where'd you go last night"
"i left to go angerbate, that one kid was pissing me off"
by fuzzywuzzy686 September 5, 2011
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The act of masturbating with no respect for your genitalia.
perhaps by...
Male: Jerking off until your dick bleeds then slamming your balls in a door.
Female: A 40 grit sandpaper dildo.
perhaps by...
Male: Jerking off until your dick bleeds then slamming your balls in a door.
Female: A 40 grit sandpaper dildo.
"I havn't got laid in so long I don't think I'll ever get laid again... I'm gonna go home and Angerbate!"
by dexredhead April 3, 2009
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She found intense pleasure knowing that Light fangirls would angsturbate furiously to her dark, intense, Death Note fic.
by talonsage January 14, 2009
Get the angsturbate mug.A one legged man whore who masturbates other men in their asshole's! And/or any man who uses another mans ass to masturbate.
Me: Hey John stop being an assterbater you gay fuck!:)
Kevin: No fuck that, I like it when he uses me to assterbate.
Me: YALL BETTER CALM DOWN WITH THAT SHIT!
Kevin: No fuck that, I like it when he uses me to assterbate.
Me: YALL BETTER CALM DOWN WITH THAT SHIT!
by Jer and Ca$H February 28, 2008
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Get the Absterbate mug.Masturbating analy. Fingers or the daring fist(s). More unique rituals include feet and possibly penii (penis plural).
For more asstastic fun, see poopy chopsticks
For more asstastic fun, see poopy chopsticks
by BobbyZ December 19, 2003
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